Sunday Winner!
Sunday, January 13th, 2008The winner of Leslie’s Jungle Madness Friday is…
ANN M. Comment # 28!!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Please send me an email, author@lesliekelly.com with your snail mail addy so I can get your prize right out to you.
Hope you’re all having a great weekend. We’re having a great time so far in sunny southern California. No books plotted yet, but lots of laughs and food and we’re getting to work at 9am on Sunday. Keep your fingers crossed for us!
Here are a few funnies that I blatantly stole off Bruce’s blog…thanks babe! (The bolded one is my fave…
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky … Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And finally, last but certainly not least, one that is so true on so many levels:
Life is sexually transmitted.




