Plot Monkeys

Wow, so many winners to post today! The two winners of Janelle’s Friday’s Madness contest are

Phyllis Lamken (Comment #30)
Wendy (Comment #86)

Congratulations, ladies! You two are the winners of the Bath & Body Gift Set and free book! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)

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Thank you to everyone who participated in my “Wild Title Giveaway”. There were so many great titles to choose from! If I liked a title and more than one person posted it, I drew between those posters, just to be fair. Oh, and since I liked more than one (for possible future titles!!!), there are obviously more than one winner! Seeing all your title suggestions made me realize that I wanted a certain “theme” for the last 3 books in my Wild series. Since the book I just wrote was WILD FOR HIM, I think these are the titles that will follow for the next three books.

Wild For Her (Zoey - comment #50)
Wild For You (Tina M. - Comment #42)
Just Wild Enough (Philomena D. - comment #52)

However, I really liked these titles as “back ups”, so these are winners, too!

Forever Wild (Ardie - comment #47)
Too Wild (JSL - Comment #80)

If your name and suggested title is listed above, please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)

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And now for the Sunday funny - WORDS WITH DOUBLE MEANINGS:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…. . Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

I hope everyone is having a GREAT weekend!!!