Plot Monkeys

Congratulations to SUSAN FORD message # 28. Congratulations!!

Please send me an email with your snail mail address so I can get the ornament ordered asap so it will hopefully arrive in time for Christmas. lkellyauthormail@gmail.com

And now for a funny…

Thanks to Donna M. for this one–it cracked me up!

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:

“To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be
upset. I shall be back home before midnight.”
When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

“To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.”

Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!! :elf: :snowmanhead: :santawhat: :santahat: :wreath: mastree: :cold: