Plot Monkeys

It’s been awhile so I thought I’d update you all on Bailey, but she’d rather do it herself. She’s bossy that way!

Hi, all! I’m 8 month old now. I’ve been living with my family for 6 months. It’s hard to believe the time has passed so fast! I figured first I would show you pictures of the day I came home and me today I just had a haircut) - and some other family photos. Afterall, Thanksgiving is all about family.
Here’s mine:

Can you believe both of these pictures are little old me???
Here’s my family album so to speak!
MY MOMMY
(both of them)

MY Brother BUDDY

There’s more, but I’ll stop there because I’d rather talk more about ME!
I’m quite a polite little girl … just look at how I cross my paws.
And here I am again with my favorite stuffed toy. My sister Jackie named it Squirrelly Face - as if that would make me go fetch it?
I might have arrived here late compared to Buddy and he might get his food first and be allowed out the door before me, but believe me, I’ve taken over. Who do you think is in charge of the toys in this house? Buddy chews his, I take it. Mom gives Buddy my toy, I take that one back. She gives him his original one? That’s right, I grab it back. No one is going to mess with me. Of course sometimes I end up on the short end of the leash, hooked to the dresser or put in my crate while the big dumb ass gets free reign of the house. You’d think he’d take advantage, but no. I whine a little. Woof. Sound pathetic. And Buddy comes running to sit beside me. Yep, who’s calling the shots here?
AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE ME.


BUDDY SPEAKS
Can you believe this girl’s nerve? We all know I’m King. If I want to sleep in my mom and dad’s bed, all I have to do is keep myself clean, look pathetic and I’m THERE. She’s stuck in the crate. I’m fed first. What does that say? Everything if you ask me. Take my toys? I give them to her. If I wanted to take them back, I have her by ten pounds and a good many inches. I could take her if I wanted to. I choose to let her think she’s in charge. Isn’t that what all men do? It’s the smart, easy way to live, Man. Do I look like the servant or the king? Don’t answer that. It’s a rhetorical question.
AND NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

I’ll end now, assuming you’ve had your fill of me.
Yeah, right. Anyway, I just wanted to wish you all an early :happythanks: from me, Miss Full of Herself, Mom and the rest of the family. Remember to
EAT :turkey:
DRINK
and
BE MERRY :vibrating: