Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny!
Sunday, November 4th, 2007
FRIDAY’S CONTEST 
Teresa W. (Comment #17)
CONGRATULATIONS Teresa! Please contact me at carlyphillips@optonline.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but CROSS MY HEART & SEALED WITH A KISS are not available at this time.)
And now, a Sunday funny:
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.
“What are you so happy about?” asks the barman.
“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies the ugly man. “You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed the barman. “You lucky bastard, was she pretty?”
“Dunno…Never found the head!” 
