Plot Monkeys

IT’S NOT A BAD LIFE . . .
In fact it’s pretty darn good!

So I bet you’re all wondering how I’m holding up. I’m 11 weeks old as of Sunday. I’ve been living here three and a half weeks. All in all, not bad! Ok better than not bad. Pretty good!

My mom and dad have their moments. I mean, they make the crate smaller to keep me from peeing and pooping in there, but then they realize I’m too cramped and they make it bigger again. And I’m starting to hold it in. Which makes my mom and dad very happy. And I like making them happy because they pat me on the head and give me big kisses. I’m sort of silly. I teeth on the crate bars. There’s a picture of me doing it at the end of the video. Is that why they call me psycho dog?

I have two sisters and they love me lots. They walk me and they help mom feed me. And they laugh when I play with Buddy. Now there’s a funny dog.

I moved into his house and took over. He doesn’t care. He plays with me. I chase him, he chases me. My favorite thing is when I put my paws on his back and ride him around the house. I’ve learned to hop around on my hind legs and keep up with him as he moves. Maybe that’s why they call me psycho dog. No matter what, it’s pretty cool, huh?

Buddy’s favorite game is to take my toys and jump up on the couch. It’s only a matter of time before I can do the same thing. Boy will he be surprised then! He also runs up the stairs and I can’t do that yet. I get confused and I think I can circle around the back room and find him. Not yet. But I’m coming after him as soon as my legs get a little longer! But I heard my parents talking about getting a gate if I learn the stairs. But only until I’m older and then I get to live upstairs like Buddy does.

Since I’m smarter than Buddy, it’s only a matter of time!
Make sure you listen to the music on this video. Mom loves it!

And then for fun …

1 Word meme… what IS a meme anyway?

I found this meme on Victoria Krane’s site and thought it was fun!

Answer all questions using only 1 word:

1. Where is your cell phone? Purse
2. Relationship? Married.
3. Your hair? Curly.
4. Work? Late.
5. Your sister? None.
6. Your favorite thing? Email.
7. Your dream last night? Blank.
8. Your favorite drink? Diet Coke (hiding from Barb
9. Your dream car? chauffeured
10. The room you’re in? Bedroom
11. Your shoes? Flipflops
12. Your fears? Bugs.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Here.
14. Who did you hang out with this weekend? Family.
15. What you’re not good at? Cleaning!
16. Muffin? Vitatops!
17. One of your wish list items? NYT # 1
18. Where you grew up? Spring Valley
19. The last thing you did? Teeth.
20. What are you wearing? tank.
21. What aren’t you wearing? pants!
22. Your pet? wheatens
23. Your computer? Mac
24. Your life? Kids.
25. Your mood? Exhausted.
26. Missing? Sleep.
27. What are you thinking about right now? Deadline.
28. Your car? SUV.
29. Your kitchen? Unused.
30. Your summer? Peaceful.
31. Your favorite color? Pink.
32. When is the last time you laughed? Tonight.
33. Last time you cried? Blank.
34. School? School?
35. Love? Family.
BONUS- and one of my own - BAILEY’S STORY? Cute!
CUT AND PASTE ALL WORDS DON’T JUST FILL IN NUMBER/ANSWER!