Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny
Sunday, May 27th, 2007
The winner of Friday’s Jungle Madness Contest is:
Tina Byrd (Comment #29)
Congratulations, Tina! Be sure to email me at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your full name and mailing address so I can mail your prize package out to you!
And now, a Sunday funny:
An Amish father and son were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could slide apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked what this was and his father, never having seen an elevator, replied, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”
While the boy and his father watched in amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled through them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and the father watched the small numbers above them light sequentially. They continued to watch it until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light up in reverse order.
The walls finally reopened and an extremely attractive twenty-four year old woman stepped out. The father, never taking his eyes off the gorgeous young blonde, said quietly to his son, “Go get your MOTHER!”
