Mother’s Day and Sunday Winner
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
Carly’s Jungle Madness Winner is …
Lynn Matherly (Comment #57)
Email Carly at: carlyphillips@mac.com with your mailing address and CONGRATULATIONS!
And now in honor of Mother’s Day, we thought it would be fun for us to post pictures of us as babies, and let you all guess who is who! Here are the pictures, and when you’re done guessing, the answers will be below the Sunday Mother’s Day funnies!
Before we post the answers to who is who, here are a few of those cute and funny “kids say the darndest things”, just for Mother’s Day!
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked him.
“Becaused I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move.” 
A little girl went to the barber shop with her father. She stood next to the barber chair, while her dad got his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The Barber said to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”
She looked up at him and smiled. “Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get boobs, too.” 
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice. “The big sissy.” 
A small boy was sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-aaad . . .”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad . . .”
“WHAT?”
“I’m thirsty. Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO. If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you.”
Five minutes later: “Daaa-aaaad . . . When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?” 
And now, here are the answers to who is who in the pictures above:
Leslie
Carly
Janelle
Julie
Have a wonderful day everyone!
