Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
The winner of Janelle’s Jungle Madness Contest is:
Debbie (Comment #15)
Congratulations, Debbie! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison@sbcglobal.net so I can mail you your prize. Oh, and let me know which book of mine you’d like to receive!
And now, a Sunday funny:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices as a beautiful blonde woman waves at him and says hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, “My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.” 
Have a great weekend everyone!
