Friday’s Winner & A Sunday Funny!
Emma (Comment #35)
CONGRATULATIONS! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address and your choice of book from my backlist so I can mail out your prize package!
SUNDAY FUNNY (I couldn’t find an Easter joke, but this one is pretty darn funny!):
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order.”
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. “Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let’s head to the club and have a martini.”
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. “I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS,” she told them. The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, “Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.”
The woman said, “I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.”
Now that’s putting your affairs in order.
NOW THAT’S A GOOD ONE–AND IT DID GET A LAUGH OUT
OF ME.
ALICE IN TEXAS
HAPPY EASTER
Comment by ALICE — March 23, 2008 @ 7:41 am
Good one Janelle…
Emma congratulations on your win…
Happy Easter everybody!!!!!
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — March 23, 2008 @ 9:08 am
HAPPY EASTER everyone!
I know you’ll all enjoy Julie’s exciting week at plotmonkeys. Remember to come back each day!
Comment by Carly — March 23, 2008 @ 9:27 am
Congratulations Emma!
Janelle, too funny!
Happy Easter everybody!
Comment by Susan — March 23, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Congrats Emma!
Great funny Janelle! Loved that one!
HAPPY EASTER everyone!!!!
Comment by Carolyn A. — March 23, 2008 @ 9:47 am
Good morning Plotmonkeys and Jungle Babes,
Thanks for the Sunday funny!
I have missed you guys this past week. We were in Boca Raton visiting my mother-in-law. We had a really nice visit. The weather cooperated. It was like California weather most of the time. Boy did we get lucky! Of course it’s nice to be back in Colorado. It was in the 40’s when we landed yesterday morning and we had a sprinkle of snow last nice. So nice. We met my MIL two little miniature dachshunds, Tommy and Sally. They are so cute I can’t begin to tell you. She got them from the shelter about 3 years ago. Sally has an underbite and it is adorable.
About thirty minutes before we landed the flight attendant asked if there was a doctor or nurse on board and would they come to the front of the plane immediately. A man and woman came forward, started an IV–I had no idea they had IV kits on board planes–then they put the after burners on the plane and boy did we land fast! Usually they taxi slowly to the gate but they were flying. As soon as we landed the EMT’s came directly on board and took the patient to the hospital.
I hope everyone had a good and safe week and it’s great to be back in the jungle. I’m going to check Saturday’s blog and see who the guest was.
Take care all,
Cher
Comment by Cher — March 23, 2008 @ 11:04 am
Wtg, Emma.
Comment by Jane — March 23, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Congrats Emma!
Love the funny Janelle.
Happy Easter everyone!
Comment by Liza — March 23, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
Congratulations again to Emma!
Wow, Cher, glad you landed safely and I hope that person is okay!
HAPPY EASTER, everyone! I hope you all are enjoying some form of chocolate! :fourturkeys:
Comment by Janelle — March 23, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
:fourturkeys:Happy Easter! Yey, Emma!
Comment by katie — March 23, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Everyone have a good day—for some of you I know a lot of it is gone but here are the west coast I still have the whole sunny afternoon! East chocolate!!
Comment by Donna M — March 23, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Whoops! That is supposed to be Eat chocolate!! I need some right now!
Comment by Donna M — March 23, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
Congrats, Emma! And thanks for that, Janelle! Hilarious!!
Comment by Fedora — March 23, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
Too funny! Thanks for the Sunday laugh.
Comment by Amy Addison — March 23, 2008 @ 7:17 pm
Too funny!
Congrars, Emma.
Comment by Estella — March 23, 2008 @ 8:46 pm
Congrats to Emma - loved the joke. That’s one clever - and sneaky- woman.
Comment by limecello — March 24, 2008 @ 12:07 am
Comment by Beth — March 24, 2008 @ 1:58 am
LOL! Great joke!
Comment by Bunny B — March 24, 2008 @ 8:29 am
Comment by Carla — March 24, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
wtg emma
:elf:
Comment by kim h — March 24, 2008 @ 11:51 pm