Friday’s Winner & A Sunday Funny!
PATRICIA W. (Comment #34)
AND
SUSIE (Comment #87)
CONGRATULATIONS to the both of you! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address and your choice of book from my backlist so I can mail out your prize package!
SUNDAY FUNNY:
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. 
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. 
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. 
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”
He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you.”
Have a wonderful, relaxing Sunday everyone!
Congrats Patricia W. and Susie.
Comment by Jane — February 24, 2008 @ 9:32 am
Congratulations winners! And I’m still laughing at the Sunday Funny!!
Comment by Karen H in NC — February 24, 2008 @ 10:14 am
Congrats Susie and Patricia W!
Comment by katie — February 24, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Haha - I have to admit, that funny was not what I was expecting! Congrats to Patricia & Susie!
Comment by JSL — February 24, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Congratulations Patricia and Susie!
Janelle, that is a terrific Sunday Funny!
Comment by Susan — February 24, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Congrats Patricia and Susie…I hope you get the book of your choice…
Janelle, that was a funny one…the punchline is the best…
I am glad that they finally added the counter for your WIP as well as Leslie’s on the site…I keep wondering, now I don’t have to anymore…I can’t wait until the new books come out…
Have a wonderful Sunday…ttyl
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — February 24, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
LOL
Too funny, Janelle. I’m still chuckling over that one.
Have a super day all,
Cher
Comment by Cher — February 24, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Oh my gosh!
Where do you get these?
Comment by Beth — February 24, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
Thanks all! I’m looking forward to those strawberry chocolates!
Comment by PatriciaW — February 24, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
OMG that was a great funny!
Congrats to the winners!
Comment by Carolyn A. — February 24, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Patricia & Susie,
CONGRATULATIONS on winning! Enjoy your prize.
I’m still giggling over the Sunday funny!
Since I didn’t get here until so late in the day I am all induldging in the Oscars & the Red Carpet arrivals!
Comment by Donna M — February 24, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
Congrats Patricia and Susie!
Comment by Estella — February 24, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
wtg ladies.
:elf:
Comment by kim h — February 25, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
Congrats, Patricia and Susie! And LOL, Janelle!!
Comment by Fedora — February 25, 2008 @ 4:44 pm