Carly’s Winner and Sunday Funny

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LET ME START BY SAYING:

And now onto business!
The winner of Carly’s Jungle Madness on this lucky Sunday is:

# #52 Michele

Congratulations!!
Email me at: carlyphillips@mac.com with your name/mailing address and I’ll get your prize out to you ASAP!

Sunday funny!

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

I found the remote,” he mumbled.

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I thought this was appropriate considering most of the male species will have their hands all over the remote today!

HAPPY SUNDAY & GO PATS!

18 Comments »

  1. Congrats Michele,

    I heard that joke this week

    Happy Belated to you daughter Carly

    GO PATRIOTS

    Comment by Cherylann — February 3, 2008 @ 8:31 am

  2. Congtras Michele!!

    GO PATS!!!

    We need a Pats Icon!!!

    Comment by ev — February 3, 2008 @ 10:14 am

  3. That was great! Loooved it. and NOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Go Giants - I am from NY and mostly my son in law looooves them. Sorry, Carly. And mostly may I win something in the pool!

    Comment by Pat L. — February 3, 2008 @ 11:07 am

  4. And if I didnt mention it before, I love that cover on Hot Property. Looking so forward to it.

    Comment by Pat L. — February 3, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  5. Good morning everyone…Happy Super Sunday…

    Dongratulations Michele…enjoy your treats…

    Carly, that was a funny one…I am …that’s a shame, to get her all hot and bothered then roll over…

    Good luck to all you guys rooting for a football team today…I hope your team wins…

    I am not much of a football girl, so I will either be cleaning or reading a book while it is going on…both those choices are important ones right? I will probably choose the latter, but who wouldn’t with the choice that I have to make…

    I hope that everyone has a wonderful Super Sunday…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.

    Comment by Paula R. — February 3, 2008 @ 11:16 am

  6. Congrats, Michele!!!

    Loved the funny!!!!

    Comment by Jodie — February 3, 2008 @ 11:40 am

  7. I like to be different. GO GIANTS!!!

    Comment by Carol R — February 3, 2008 @ 11:58 am

  8. CARLY!!!!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!! The Patriots????? ….sorry I’m very passionite about my GIANTS! I’ve even passed up a super bowl party because I just can’t socalize while they are playing…..so think of me today sitting on my conch, yelling, screaming, maybe throwing things, feeling a little sick to my stomach and in the end hopefully celebrating ….I love my Eli

    Comment by Tina Martinesi — February 3, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

  9. CONGRATULATIONS MICHELLE. I WILL BE ROOTING FOR
    THE GIANTS—COURSE I AM A COWBOY FAN OTHERWISE.
    LOVED THE JOKE–SO TRUE.
    ALICE (MATKA) IN TEMPLE, TX

    Comment by ALICE — February 3, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  10. Thanks for the funny.

    I don’t care who wins the Superbowl. I never watch football unless the Broncos are playing.

    Have a great day everybody,

    Cher

    Comment by Cher — February 3, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  11. Thanks for that, Carly! And congrats, Michele!!

    Comment by Fedora — February 3, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

  12. Tina, legit excuse. My parents weren’t into football. My husband is from New England (MA) and so by default it’s the only football team I have ever rooted for. Luckily I am a Mets fan, which makes him being a Red Sox fan work … unless they played each other. Even then, he recently bought me a signed Bill Buckner picture from the Red Sox loss in 86. We make it work. Even funnier, I think I’ve told this before, my Mom is a die yard Yankee fan. Makes things fun in my house over the summer!

    Comment by Carly — February 3, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  13. LOL. Great funny, and very true during the SuperBowl!

    Congrats Michele!

    Comment by Stacy ~ — February 3, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

  14. Congrats Michele! Love the funny Carly. Go Pats!!! I’m a Titan’s fan, so I’ll stick with the AFC team in the big game. Hope everyone has an awesome Super Bowl Sunday. Off to nap before the game.

    Comment by Liza — February 3, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

  15. Congrats Michele!

    Great funny Carly!

    Go Pats!

    Comment by Carolyn A. — February 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

  16. CONGRATULATIONS, MICHELE! Great prize as always from the Plotmonkeys.

    Carly, love the Sunday funny! I don’t have to share the remote as I am single!! I would love to see either team win for different reasons. My team hasn’t been in the Super Bowl since the 90’s, darn!!! Our local paper has some good “football” stories in the paper today. Other than that politics is the big thing as we are voting on Super Tuesday! Yuck, I will be glad when it is over.

    Everyone have a great Sunday wether or not you are watching the Super Bowl. I love football so I will have it on, the commercials & half-time are worth watching even if the game isn’t!!

    Comment by Donna M — February 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

  17. Congrats Michele!

    Comment by Estella — February 3, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

  18. Congrats Michele! Go Patriots! Southern NJ DOES NOT root for the Giants!

    Comment by Michelle J. — February 3, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

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