Sunday Winner!
The winner of Leslie’s Jungle Madness Friday is…
ANN M. Comment # 28!!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Please send me an email, author@lesliekelly.com with your snail mail addy so I can get your prize right out to you.
Hope you’re all having a great weekend. We’re having a great time so far in sunny southern California. No books plotted yet, but lots of laughs and food and we’re getting to work at 9am on Sunday. Keep your fingers crossed for us!
Here are a few funnies that I blatantly stole off Bruce’s blog…thanks babe! (The bolded one is my fave… 
)
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky … Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And finally, last but certainly not least, one that is so true on so many levels:
Life is sexually transmitted.
HEY! Just because you go off to California for a week doesn’t mean you can slack off and steal stuff from my blog that I stole from somebody else! Personally, my favorite is the last one. It’s funny AND spiritual at the same time.
I miss you baby.
Comment by Bruce — January 13, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
Oh, that is so sweet! Better get back home to that good man. :-)
Thanks for the Sunday funnies.
Have a great day all,
Cher
Comment by Cher — January 13, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
Congrats, Ann!!!
Love the funnies…my personal favorite was the one about the slinky. Hubby asked if I had anyone in mind as I read it….as both of us cut our eyes to the 12 year old.
Oh man, we watched Jackass 2 last night, and I’m ashamed to say I laughed until I cried at times. I wonder if they’ve ever tried to make a human slinky?
Glad y’all are having a great time!!
Comment by Jodie — January 13, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
Ha!! Thanks, Leslie and Bruce! I always love the laughs on Sundays!
Congrats, Ann!! You’re in for some treats!
Comment by Fedora — January 13, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Hope you Plot monkeys are having fun and working hard too.
Bruce time to order the canolli for your Leslie will soon return!
I liked the slinky funny too.
Comment by jeannie and zoey — January 13, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Congratulations Ann! I have to agree with everyone and say I liked the slinky one too. I hope all of you get some terrific plotting done!
Comment by JSL — January 13, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
Congrats!
I have to say my favorite was: In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Comment by Ladytink_534 — January 13, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Thanks so much. I can’t wait.
I liked two - the one Leslie bolded plus the last one.
Comment by Ann M. — January 13, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
Congrats, Ann!
Comment by Estella — January 13, 2008 @ 7:17 pm
Amen to the slinky! Too bad that we live in a one-story home!!!
Pat C.
Comment by Patricia Cochran — January 13, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Love the funnies, most of them I have seen but not all! My favorite: Men’s two emotions!! Made me laugh out loud!!
It is so true!! Thanks for sharing with us Bruce & Leslie. 
I have no doubt that the
are having a blast. Don’t forget to PLOT!!
Comment by Donna M — January 13, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
Yey, Ann M!
Comment by katie — January 13, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
I love the funnies Leslie…the bolded one was good, but my fav was:
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Congrats Ann M…see you at Jack’s…
I hope you
are having a wonderful time in So Cali…I can’t wait to see what new plots come out of this trip…
Carly and Janelle, just read your stories in Invitation to Seducation and Stroke of Midnight…loved them both…
I hope that you guys continue to have a blast…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — January 13, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
Leslie love the funnies! Hope you are having a blast!
Comment by Tina — January 13, 2008 @ 9:56 pm