Friday’s Winners and Sunday Funny!
Wow, so many winners to post today! The two winners of Janelle’s Friday’s Madness contest are 
Phyllis Lamken (Comment #30)
Wendy (Comment #86)
Congratulations, ladies! You two are the winners of the Bath & Body Gift Set and free book!
Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)
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Thank you to everyone who participated in my “Wild Title Giveaway”. There were so many great titles to choose from! If I liked a title and more than one person posted it, I drew between those posters, just to be fair. Oh, and since I liked more than one (for possible future titles!!!), there are obviously more than one winner! Seeing all your title suggestions made me realize that I wanted a certain “theme” for the last 3 books in my Wild series. Since the book I just wrote was WILD FOR HIM, I think these are the titles that will follow for the next three books.
Wild For Her (Zoey - comment #50)
Wild For You (Tina M. - Comment #42)
Just Wild Enough (Philomena D. - comment #52)
However, I really liked these titles as “back ups”, so these are winners, too! ![]()
Forever Wild (Ardie - comment #47)
Too Wild (JSL - Comment #80)
If your name and suggested title is listed above, please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)
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And now for the Sunday funny - WORDS WITH DOUBLE MEANINGS:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…. . Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
I hope everyone is having a GREAT weekend!!! 





Good morning everybody,

. My favorite ones are Commitment, Communication and Making Love.
Hate it when a series comes to an end. 
Great Sunday funny, Janelle.
And how true it is
Love to hear that there will be at least three more Wilde books. Keep them coming.
Congrats on winning, ladies.
Way to go! 
Have a great Sunday everybody. Enjoy the day and take care.
See you
Vero
Comment by Vero — December 30, 2007 @ 6:19 am
Janelle, Forever Wild sounds like a perfect title for the last book in the series, should you ever end it! LOVE everyone’s ideas. Congrats, all!
Comment by Carly — December 30, 2007 @ 9:33 am
Congrats to all the winners!!
And what is wrong with beer being part of entertainment?? I am easy to please!!
Comment by ev — December 30, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Congrats to the winners! Funnies were great
Now you have titles - we want the books. 
Comment by Yolanda — December 30, 2007 @ 10:58 am
Congrats to the winners! Funnies were great
Now you have titles - we want the books! 
Comment by Yolanda — December 30, 2007 @ 10:58 am
Love the funny…sending it on now!
Comment by Jodie — December 30, 2007 @ 11:11 am
Congrats winners!
Love the funny, and so true *g*
If you guys are looking for a wonderfully romantic movie remniscent of the A&E version of “Pride and Prejudice”, you should check out the BBC movie, “North & South”, based on the novel by Elizabeth Gaskell. It’s English, poignant and romantic. Richard Armitage and Daniela Denby-Ashe are lovely together. Definitely sigh-worthy.
Comment by Stacy ~ — December 30, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Congrats to the winners! Happy reading :-)
Comment by Dev — December 30, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
Congratulations winners!
Love the funny!
Comment by Susan — December 30, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Congratulations to all the winners and thanks for the Sunday funny.
Have a great day all,
Cher
Comment by Cher — December 30, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
Good afternoon everyone…sorry I missed yesterdays “lesson”…it was very eye-opening, because I have a difficult time writing synopses…I had to do it for a writing class I took, and it was one of the hardest things I have ever done…granted, if I practiced more, I would definitely be a pro, right?…lol
Congratulations to all the winners…Janelle, I love the titles that you chose…they are appropriate for what you are doing…I can’t wait until Wild for Him comes out…btw…my package finally came from Amazon, so now I am the proud owner of all the Wilde books…I will start reading them soon…
I have seen this funny before and it never gets old…always gives a good laugh…
I just finished reading a wonderful novel by Kate Morton…no it is not the typically romances we read by the monkeys and friends, but it is a romance in my opinion…it is entitled, The House at Riverton.” If you love Victorian literature, you will love this too…it is not set in that time period, but rather from the early to the latter part of the 20th Century…it reads like a Victorian novel though…just a suggestion…I loved it…
Well, I have to go do some reading now…Seduce Me and One Wild Wedding Night are calling me…
Oh, Carly, I also got all the “Hot” books as well…I can’t wait to get into those too…so much to read, so little time…who needs sleep anyway? Talk to you all later…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — December 30, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
Wow, Paula! With all those books you’re going to be one busy lady! Who needs sleep, indeed!
Comment by Janelle — December 30, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Yayyy! thank you, everyone.
Comment by Wendy — December 30, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
Congrats, all you clever winners!! And hilarious, Janelle–love the funny! And yippee on more Wilde books!!
Comment by Fedora — December 30, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
Congrats to all the winners!!!
I love the funny Janelle!
Go Titans!
Oh, and congrats to all the Pats fans. That was an awesome game last night.
Comment by Liza — December 30, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Congrats ladies!
Comment by Estella — December 30, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
Janelle, wonderful Sunday funny & way to much truth to it!!! I’m looking forward to more Wilde books! You have some good titles to entice us with!!
Everyone enjoy the rest of their Sunday. I’m off to see Charlie Wilson’s War with a friend.
Comment by Donna M — December 30, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
Hot Diggitty Dog!
Congratulations everyone.
What a Lucky
I am!
Thank-you Janelle so so much!
Leslie, I am loving One Wilde Wedding Night!
Working buzzer to buzzer this week so only a little bit into the book.
I am enjoying this wonderful page turner.
Comment by Zoey — December 30, 2007 @ 6:30 pm
Comment by Kelly H — December 30, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
:cold:Happy New Year, everyone and congrats to all of the winners….
Today, we had hail, snow and rain…lovely PNW weather!
Comment by katie — December 30, 2007 @ 10:09 pm
Wow! I’m glad I checked in!!
I’m so excited!!
Congrats to everyone!! And thanks Janelle!!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — December 30, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
Well, it is now 0136hr and I am still up…just finished some books, two of which were Seduce Me by Carly…and Taken by Tori Carrington…Bad Girls Club book…all I can say is wow…I am on sensory overload here, and then I read Leslie’s chapter 16…it is hot…won’t be able to sleep for a while…so I am going to read one of my Stuart Woods or Iris Johanssen books to balance out everything…nothing like going to bed with images of murder, mystery and mayhem…at least I will be able to sleep…
Hey Carly, is Brazen about Mallory’s cousin Julie? I haven’t gotten that one yet…it’s next on my book purchase list…I have a $50 giftcard to Borders and I am ready to use it…I will wait a little though…lol…I also see that you have been quite the busy beaver…go on with your bad self…84%…nothing to sneeze at…have you even taken a break? Take one for a couple of hours tomorrow at least…that is if you have cloistered yourself in a room somewhere…
Jules, how have been? Probably busy planning bday stuff…I hope that your daughter has a wonderful time on her birth day…what I way to start the new year…
I hope you have wonderful time on News Years…eat, drink and be merry…
talk to you all later…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — December 31, 2007 @ 2:47 am
Congrats to all the winners! Enjoy your prizes!
Great funny Janelle!
I can’t wait to read more “Wilde” books - keep em coming!
Great titles choices too!
Comment by Carolyn A. — December 31, 2007 @ 10:55 am