Friday’s Winner and a Sunday Funny!
FRIDAY’S CONTEST: 
Stephanie S. (Comment #37)
CONGRATULATIONS, Stephanie! Please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)
And now for the Sunday funny:
WHY WEARING UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working Under your vehicle…
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
I believe I heard this one or one similiar before - but it is worth hearing again. Good one for sure. :wreath:
mastree:
Comment by Pat L. — November 25, 2007 @ 8:18 am
That was good!
Comment by Tammy G. — November 25, 2007 @ 9:16 am
Congratulations Stephanie S.!!!
Comment by Tammy G. — November 25, 2007 @ 9:16 am
Congrats Stephanie! Great prize, as usual!
Great funny Janelle. I’ve heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh every time!
Comment by Carolyn A. — November 25, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Comment by Wendy — November 25, 2007 @ 10:21 am
Hey
and everybody else,
Oh my god. What a great laugh. That definitely is a good one, Janelle. Love it.
Congratulations Stephanie on winning. WTG
See you
Vero
Comment by Vero — November 25, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Congrats Stephanie!!!
Janelle -
I want to pass on a great website that I just found out about on my RWA chapter. The thread heading was “beneficient procrastination” so of course I had to check it out!
http://www.freerice.com
It’s a word game and for every answer you get right they donate 10 grains of rice. Be careful though, it’s addicitive!
Comment by Jodie — November 25, 2007 @ 11:18 am
Jodie, at 400 grains of rice, I had to stop myself!
Boy…now I remember why I always wanted to study Latin! Lots of fun!
Comment by Julie Leto — November 25, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Hahaha! Thanks, Janelle! And congrats, Stephanie!
Comment by Fedora — November 25, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Oh, that was good! Thanks for the laugh :-)
Comment by Dev — November 25, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
Congratulations, Stephanie!
Janelle, I was laughing out loud at that one.
Comment by Susan — November 25, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Thanks for the Sunday funny!
Have a wonderful day all,
Cher
mastree:
Comment by Cher — November 25, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
Glad I got a chance to stop in, I had to use my daughters computer because we’re doing some renovating
Hope everyone else is having a better weekend!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — November 25, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
:wreath:
Comment by jeannie and zoey — November 25, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
Thank you so much!!! What a great start to the holiday season!!!
Janelle, I loved the funny.
Comment by Stephanie S. — November 25, 2007 @ 5:40 pm
ahahahaha
Comment by mary beth — November 25, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
Congrats Stephanie S!
Have heard this before, but it is still funny.
Comment by Estella — November 25, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
Congrats Stephanie!
Janelle that is absolutely hilarious.
Comment by Kelly H — November 25, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
CONGRATULIONS STEPHANIE! Lucky you, enjoy your great prize!
That joke is so funny!
I have heard it before, but it still makes me laugh! Can you imagine!!!! 
:stocking: :santahat:
mastree: :wreath: Just because it is now the official Christmas season! :stocking: :candycane: :elf:
Comment by Donna M — November 25, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
Loved it!!!
Comment by Robin Snodgrass — November 25, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
:candycane: :elf: :santahat: :stocking: :wreath:
mastree:
Comment by Cherylann — November 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Congrats Stephanie!!!
Love the funny Janelle!
Comment by Liza — November 26, 2007 @ 12:03 am
wtg stephanie S
:elf:
Comment by kim h — November 26, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
oh yeah now that’s funny. So was the mechanic cute at least? I am thinkin’ he had to be pretty hot for everybody to be looking……..
Comment by lisa — November 27, 2007 @ 1:14 pm