TWO Sunday Winners and a Funny
First, Janelle has an announcement…The winner for the “Where in the World is Janelle” blog on Thursday (She was in Beaverton, Oregon!) is Karen B (Comment #23 from THURSDAY). Just send Janelle a note at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your snail mail address and what book you’d like from her backlist.
And this week’s winner of Leslie’s Jungle Madness Friday pie fun giveaway is…
LIZA! Message # 37! CONGRATS!
Please drop me a note at author@lesliekelly.com with your snail mail info so I can get your prizes out to you.
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And now for a few grins…my Dad actually sent me these. Enjoy!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Good morning jungle buddies…
Leslie, these are funny…your Dad always sends you the good stuff…I will definitely pass this along to my friends…
Congrats to both Karen B. and Liza…
Happy Sunday everyone talk to you all later…I am so sad that the weekend is over…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — November 11, 2007 @ 7:19 am
Tell your hubby thanks - this was great! Enjoy your Sunday everyone.
Will pass the “math notes” along.
Comment by Pat L. — November 11, 2007 @ 8:23 am
Sorry, Your Dad.
Comment by Pat L. — November 11, 2007 @ 8:24 am
Congrats Karen B & Liza
I’ve seen this before - love that your dad sent it to you Leslie. It’s run to read again.
Comment by Stacy ~ — November 11, 2007 @ 8:42 am
Hubby got a great chuckle out of the last funny, even though they were all funny!
Have a great Sunday!
Comment by Jodie — November 11, 2007 @ 10:55 am
hey, Leslie
. Thanks for sharing them with us. That definitely was a great Sunday laugh.
even if it makes me feel a lot better. 
great funny. I think there’s something in it for every one. These are awesome and so very true
And that’s what I need to start a new week. The weekends always pass way to fast and the week seems to pass twice as slowly as in reality.
But nagging doesn’t help
Take care plotmonkeys and everybody else out there
See you
Vero
Comment by Vero — November 11, 2007 @ 11:33 am
I am a successful woman then.
Congrats karen and Liza!!
Comment by ev — November 11, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Thanks for the Sunday funny!
Have a great day all,
Cher
Comment by Cher — November 11, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Congrats to Karen B and thanks for picking me Leslie!
Love the funny. Hope everyone has a great Sunday!
Go Titans!!!
Comment by Liza — November 11, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Congrats ladies!
Great funnies Leslie! So true! Enjoy the rest of the weekend everyone!
Comment by Carolyn A. — November 11, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Thanks to you and your dad, Leslie! And congrats, winners!
Comment by Fedora — November 11, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
LOL very cute! Thanks Leslie’s Dad!
Congrats winners!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — November 11, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Congrats Karen and Liza!
Comment by Estella — November 11, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
CONGRATULATIONS TO KAREN B & LIZA!
The Sunday funnies are great! I really love the last one!
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
Comment by Donna M — November 11, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Thanks Leslie and Leslie’s Dad
Comment by Cherylann — November 11, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
I will try and post this tomorrow too. We are having the annual friends and family coupon going out for Borders. The link is
http://www.bordersstores.com/friendsandfamily
Feel free to use this and pass it on to anyone. If it doesn’t work, let me know!!
Comment by ev — November 11, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
Awesome Ev, thanks so much!
Comment by Leslie — November 11, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Ev you rock!!!!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — November 11, 2007 @ 9:38 pm
wtg winners. enjoy the books. lol
Comment by kim h — November 12, 2007 @ 2:28 am