Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny!

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FRIDAY’S CONTEST

Teresa W. (Comment #17)

CONGRATULATIONS Teresa! Please contact me at carlyphillips@optonline.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but CROSS MY HEART & SEALED WITH A KISS are not available at this time.)

And now, a Sunday funny:

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.

“What are you so happy about?” asks the barman.

“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies the ugly man. “You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed the barman. “You lucky bastard, was she pretty?”

“Dunno…Never found the head!”

16 Comments »

  1. Congrats on the win Teresa W.

    Loved the funny. Happy Sunday everyone!

    Comment by Vicki — November 4, 2007 @ 7:33 am

  2. Congratulations Teresa W. You lucky girl…anything you get from Carly’s BL is great…

    Thanks for the Sunday funny Carly.
    I hope that everyone is having a wonderful weekend…I love the extra hour of sleep, but as you can see, I am not taking advantage of it…my body wakes up when it is ready…a lot of years of military training to get this way. I won’t be able to go back to sleep either…those of you who are up in a different time zone, good morning, good afternoon and good night…See you guys later…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.

    Comment by Paula R. — November 4, 2007 @ 7:34 am

  3. Congratulations, Teresa!

    Carly, that one is too funny!

    Comment by Susan — November 4, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  4. Congrats Teresa!

    Where did you get that funny, Carly? Can’t get that picture outta my head now!

    Happy Sunday everyone! GO PATRIOTS!

    Comment by Carolyn A. — November 4, 2007 @ 9:24 am

  5. That’s sick!!!

    Congrats, Teresa!!

    Love the extra hour of sleep. The doctor started me on a sleeping medicine because I have so many problems with sleep. The medicine is also good for preventing migraines and stopping restless leg syndrome - all good for me. But, it knocks me out!!! Now that I’m getting more caught up on sleep it doesn’t seem to be as potent but the extra hour was still a huge blessing!

    Hope it’s a great day for everyone!

    Comment by Jodie — November 4, 2007 @ 9:51 am

  6. Jodie, I’m with you…never thought I’d find a reason to use this one!

    Comment by Julie Leto — November 4, 2007 @ 10:32 am

  7. Congrats Teresa W!!!

    Love the funny Carly ! It is a little sick.

    Go Titans!!!

    Comment by Liza — November 4, 2007 @ 11:51 am

  8. Eeewwww to the Sunday funny…

    Have a wonderful day all,

    Cher

    Comment by Cher — November 4, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

  9. Thanks for the congrats everyone and the funny was sick! Go Blue! They squeaked one out yesterday, hope they can beat Ohio State on the 17th. I have money riding on that game.

    Comment by Teresa W. — November 4, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

  10. Congrats Teresa W!
    Great Funny.

    Comment by Estella — November 4, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

  11. Congrats Teresa! And EEEWWW!

    Comment by Kelly H — November 4, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

  12. CONGRATULATIONS TERESA W. Enjoy your winnings!

    The funny is a bit but still funny!
    Enjoy your Sunday, or what is left of it!

    Comment by Donna M — November 4, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

  13. WTG Teresa! Enjoy your prize

    Comment by Stacy ~ — November 4, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

  14. Congrats Teresa

    GO PATRIOTS & DALLAS

    Comment by Cherylann — November 4, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

  15. OMG Carly! You really do have a morbid sense of humor, which is right up my alley…lol

    Congratulations Theresa W.

    I loved the extra hour, not that I slept extra, but because we were up so early my husband and I went out for breakfast and then walked along the boardwalk…we then went down to the bridge to watch the start of the NY marathon which was very exciting… and we were still home in time for football!

    Comment by Tina Martinesi — November 4, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

  16. wtg teresa w

    Comment by kim h — November 4, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

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