Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny
FRIDAY’S CONTEST: 
Laura J. (Comment #12)
CONGRATULATIONS, Laura! Please contact me at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your mailing address, and to let me know which one of my backlist books you’d liked autographed. (Depending on availability. Sorry, but BORN TO BE WILDE is not available at this time.)
And now for the Sunday funny:
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…”The girl looked at him, and then said, “NO!”
Eddie said, “I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend…so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.” She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, “The bastard had all quarters!”
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ONE LAST REMINDER! Janelle and Leslie’s “Find the Common Scene” contest is coming to an end on September 30th (today!), but if you haven’t entered yet, you can still do so until the end of today. Thanks to all who have entered so far! Here’s a quick rundown of the contest information and rules one last time:
Just purchase your copies of OVEREXPOSED by Leslie Kelly (Harlequin Blaze, available late August 2007) and BORN TO BE WILDE by Janelle Denison (Berkley, available late August or early September 2007). Read both books, find the shared scene in each book, and send an email to: plotmonkeyscontest@gmail.com listing the scene and the page numbers from each book. You must be specific with the scene and the page numbers from each of our books!
A grand prize winner will be selected at random from all correct entries and will receive a $50 gift certificate from Amazon.com. Two runners up will each receive a backlist book of their choice.
Congratulations, Laura!
Janelle, I loved the funny!
Comment by Susan — September 30, 2007 @ 9:35 am
Congrats, Laura J!
Janelle -
Comment by Carly — September 30, 2007 @ 9:36 am
LOL Loved the funny Janelle! Hope your root canal went ok. I still remember when I had to have one….so NOT fun ;-(
Congrats Laura!
Comment by Mo Boylan — September 30, 2007 @ 10:39 am
lol Janelle–and who says guys aren’t smart?
Comment by Leslie — September 30, 2007 @ 10:58 am
Congrats Laura J.!
Love the funny Janelle!!
Comment by Liza — September 30, 2007 @ 10:59 am
hey Janelle great funny
Congrats Laura!
Wish you all a great and safe Sunday.
See you
Comment by Vero — September 30, 2007 @ 11:07 am
Thanks for the Sunday laugh.
Cher
Comment by Cher — September 30, 2007 @ 11:47 am
lmao Janelle
Does anyone else feel like this month flew by? I can’t believe today is the last day of September…where did the time go?
Carly, I started Sealed with a Kiss last night, and I couldn’t put it down…well worth the wait!!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — September 30, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
OOOH thank you, Tina!
Comment by Carly — September 30, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
Janelle, love the Sunday funny! One of my favorites & new to me!!
Have a great Sunday everyone!
Comment by Donna M — September 30, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
Congrats Laura J.
Janelle, that was really funny…he should have thrown down pennies…where do you come up with this stuff?
Sorry I haven’t been around much guys…life is moving a lot faster than it did when it was summer…I wish those days were still here…
I missed so much…I will be doing some reading to catch up and it looks like you guys had some really great guest authors too…
Julie, picked up Witchy Business today…will finish it tomorrow…
My package from Amazon should be in tomorrow, so then I will have all my books…I am sorry that I couldn’t participate in Janelle and Leslie’s contest…good luck to everyone who entered…
Have a wonderful rest of the weekend and a great start to the week…off to do some grading and reading…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
Comment by Paula R. — September 30, 2007 @ 4:16 pm
Congrats Laura!
Great funny Janelle!
Comment by Carolyn A. — September 30, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
Thanks everyone! Especially Janelle! I am so excited!!!!!!!! Last week I got Digger in the mail from Carly and now this. I may need to go buy a lottery ticket.
Janelle, I will be emailing you shortly as soon I choose the book (I’m happy to say I have almost all of them
).
Comment by Laura J — September 30, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Janelle, That’s very funny. Guess her BF will have learned his lesson after this…
Karen, Sympathy & black armbands for you (& your Mets) and me, as your Mets did a real folderoo, & my team just stopped winning after the All-Star Game. Sorry….
Patricia A.
Comment by Patricia — September 30, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
Congrats Laura!
That is too funny!
Comment by Estella — September 30, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
Yey, Laura….
My 5 year old is watching and he loves STAR WARS…he wanted me to put that on.
Comment by katie — September 30, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
Congrats Laura!!!!
lmao Janelle, that is too damn funny.
Comment by Kathy — September 30, 2007 @ 8:01 pm
Congrats Laura!! Great funny.
Comment by Vicki — September 30, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
wtg lauire g. did it i hope i win
Comment by kim h — October 1, 2007 @ 12:12 am
Congrats Laura!
Comment by Amelia — October 1, 2007 @ 3:01 am