Jungle Madness Winner and Funny…
CONGRATULATIONS TO Jennifer Y, comment number 80, for winning this week’s contest! Please email me at julie @ julieleto.com so I can get the mug and books to you!
And now, the funny…actually…a bunch of funnies that cracked me up. Enjoy!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid’s
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
16. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
19. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Now, admit it - At least one of these made you smile.=
Congrats Jennifer!!
Books and a great coffee mug. How cool is that.
Happy Sunday Everyone! :ghost: :pumpkin: :bat: :vampire: I couldn’t resist throwing in the halloween smileys…they’ll be gone before you know it.
Comment by Vicki — October 21, 2007 @ 6:52 am
Congrats Jennifer Y! Enjoy your prize.
Yep you definitely got a smile out of me, even a chuckle. Thanx for the early morning wake-up
:ghost: Oh yeah Vicki, I love the smilies! Too cute. :pumpkin:
Comment by Stacy ~ — October 21, 2007 @ 8:25 am
Yay, Jennife!!!
A whole bunch of those made me smile. In fact, I giggled and laughed and had to cover my mouth to keep from spewing Gatorade a couple of times. And the best part is, I can send them to my 12 year old!
Today is my last day of solitude. In fact, I’m down to my last 30 minutes. Hubby called me last night and said he was catching a ride back to the mainland (he’s on an island) this morning. He’s really tired and thinks he’s had enough so I’m so glad I came with him. Now he has a quiet place to rest for a day and I can help him drive back.
Maybe he’ll sleep most of the day! :giggle: I owe Sven some serious word counts!
Comment by Jodie — October 21, 2007 @ 8:27 am
Congrats Jennifer!
Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh, Julie :giggle:
Cher
Comment by Cher — October 21, 2007 @ 9:00 am
Jodie, I hope you got a lot accomplished…even if it was just in relaxing!
Comment by Julie Leto — October 21, 2007 @ 9:27 am
Congrats Jennifer!
Great funnies Julie! Definitely a great start to a Sunday morning.
Go Red Sox!
Comment by Carolyn A. — October 21, 2007 @ 9:34 am
Julie, thanks for the Sunday funny…more than one of these made me laugh…I loved the following ones:
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Thanks for the laugh…needed it…
Congratulations to Jennifer Y…you are going to love both books…the mug would be great for a nice cup of coffee while you read them too…you will need something to “cool” you down, especially for stripped…
I hope that everyone is having a wonderful weekend so far…
Peace and love,
Comment by Paula R. — October 21, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Congratulations, Jennifer!
Julie, you had me chuckling at all of them! Thanks!
Comment by Susan — October 21, 2007 @ 9:49 am
Congrats jennifer!!
Hey, can we leave the Vampire one??? :vampire:
Loved the jokes. Wish my mind was awake to add more.Or if there was a 6 year old around to tell me some.
Comment by ev — October 21, 2007 @ 10:25 am
congrats Jennifer.. and those surely did make me chuckle this morning.. P.S. Julie i started reading Phantom Pleasures yesterday.. hot dang girl its good.. ive already been telling people that its a must have when it comes out.. cant wait to read more this afternoon…thank you..
Comment by Jolene — October 21, 2007 @ 11:40 am
Congrats Jennifer Y!
Love the funnies Julie.
Go Titans!!!
Comment by Liza — October 21, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
LOVED THE ONE-LINERS AND LAUGHED A LOT TOO.
ALICE IN TEXAS
Comment by ALICE — October 21, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
Thank you so much!!!!
Comment by Jennifer Y. — October 21, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Congrats Jennifer Y!
Comment by Estella — October 21, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
Congrats Jennifer!
I’ve heard most of those before but they still made me smile!
Comment by Ladytink_534 — October 21, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Comment by Janelle — October 21, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
Julie, I loved all the one liners! I think #16 was my favorite!!
:pumpkin: :ghost: :vampire: Because Halloween is coming!!! :arrr:
Comment by Donna M — October 21, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
LOL. My favorite has always been number 8! Nacho cheese. Gets me every time.
Comment by Kate Scott — October 21, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
I sent the Guide Dog one on to a blind friend of mine. She loved it!
Comment by ThatBrunette — October 21, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
Cute funnies Julie.
Comment by Kelly H — October 21, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
A 10-LETTER WORD FOR “DOMESTIC BLISS”
C-O-M-P-R-I-S-E
Comment by ALICE — October 21, 2007 @ 6:41 pm
I liked them all especially #20
Comment by Cherylann — October 21, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
wtg jen Y
Comment by kim h — October 22, 2007 @ 2:16 pm