Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny!

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For Friday’s contest

LINDA H. (Comment #57)

CONGRATULATIONS, Linda! Please contact me at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your mailing address. Also, if you already have my book TOO WILDE TO TAME, you can go ahead and pick another book from my backlist (depending on availabillity!).

And now, for a Sunday funny:

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, “The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.”

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: “Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”

27 Comments

  1. That is too funny.
    Congrats, Linda!

    Comment by Carly — August 26, 2007 @ 6:55 am

  2. I love that funny. We joke about it all the time because my husband, bless his heart, just can’t help but look at the silliest women!

    Congrats Linda!!

    Comment by Jodie — August 26, 2007 @ 8:25 am

  3. My dad would have loved that joke!!!

    Congrats Linda!!

    Comment by ev — August 26, 2007 @ 8:39 am

  4. Congrats Linda!! Loved the funny. Happy Sunday, everyone.

    Comment by Vicki — August 26, 2007 @ 8:52 am

  5. Congratulations, Linda!

    That is the best one I’ve heard in a while!

    Comment by Susan — August 26, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  6. Linda Congrats

    funny

    Comment by Cherylann — August 26, 2007 @ 10:24 am

  7. LOL That is too funny!

    Congrats, Linda

    Cher

    Comment by Cher — August 26, 2007 @ 10:33 am

  8. This one is hilarious…it had me ROLMAO

    Congrats Linda….enjoy the read…

    Comment by Paula R. — August 26, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  9. Congrats Linda!

    Janelle, that is the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long time!

    Enjoy the rest of the weekend everyone!!

    Comment by Carolyn A. — August 26, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

  10. Congratulations Linda! Loved the Sunday funny!

    Comment by Michelle — August 26, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

  11. Congrats Linda.

    That was so funny. I love that joke.

    Comment by Patty L. — August 26, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

  12. Congrats Linda H! Enjoy your prize.

    And the funny - very, very true LOL.

    Comment by Stacy ~ — August 26, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

  13. Congrats Linda!!! Janelle, that Sunday funny is the best.
    Will have to get my dad over to the site, he will love it too.

    Comment by Liza — August 26, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

  14. LOVED THE JOKE–LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.
    ALICE IN TEXAS

    Comment by ALICE — August 26, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

  15. Congrats Linda!
    The funny is hilarious

    Comment by Estella — August 26, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

  16. Congratulations Linda, enjoy your prize.

    Janelle, great Sunday funny!

    Comment by Donna M — August 26, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  17. Congratulations Linda!

    That story is too funny! My husband even agreed.

    I picked up Born to Be Wilde, Overexposed, and Lori Foster’s Enticing. I only have one problem, which to read first.

    Comment by Kelly H — August 26, 2007 @ 5:47 pm

  18. Congratulations Linda!

    Cute story…definitely put a smile on my face. Thanks.

    Comment by Shari C — August 26, 2007 @ 7:46 pm

  19. OMG!! That was hilarious!! Janelle, you are so bad

    Congratulations Linda

    Comment by Tina Martinesi — August 26, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

  20. I almost forgot…. JANELLE
    Hope you have a great day tomorrow!!!

    Comment by Tina Martinesi — August 26, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

  21. wtg linda h. hello ,

    Comment by kim h — August 26, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

  22. Everyone,

    Me Thank you Janelle & Everyone. This is a great b-day gift to me. I am happy to have won Janelle Thanks

    Loved the funny. Ony if the child were older & knew want was really going on

    Hugssss
    LindaH

    Comment by Linda — August 27, 2007 @ 1:56 am

  23. Oops typo LoL. ment to say Ony if the child were older & knew what was really going on

    Hugssss
    LindaH

    Comment by Linda — August 27, 2007 @ 1:57 am

  24. Ok my typing is all screwed up I see I made another typo in the word Only not ony LoL

    Comment by Linda — August 27, 2007 @ 1:58 am

  25. Congrats Linda and Happy B-Day!

    LOL! What a hilarious funny!

    Comment by Terri W. — August 27, 2007 @ 2:58 am

  26. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Barbara-Jo — August 27, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  27. Congrats Linda! Great Sunday funny!

    Comment by Cherie J — August 27, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

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