Friday’s Winner and Sunday Funny

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The winner of Friday’s Jungle Madness Contest is:

Tina Byrd (Comment #29)

Congratulations, Tina! Be sure to email me at janelledenison@sbcglobal.net with your full name and mailing address so I can mail your prize package out to you!

And now, a Sunday funny:

An Amish father and son were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could slide apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked what this was and his father, never having seen an elevator, replied, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”

While the boy and his father watched in amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled through them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and the father watched the small numbers above them light sequentially. They continued to watch it until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light up in reverse order.

The walls finally reopened and an extremely attractive twenty-four year old woman stepped out. The father, never taking his eyes off the gorgeous young blonde, said quietly to his son, “Go get your MOTHER!”

15 Comments »

  1. WOO HOO Tina

    Comment by Cherylann — May 27, 2007 @ 7:13 am

  2. Yeah Tina!!! Love the funny, wouldn’t it be great if it was that easy. I’d be in the elevator today.

    I hope everyone has a safe and fun Memorial weekend.

    Comment by Vicki — May 27, 2007 @ 7:33 am

  3. Congratulations, Tina!

    Great funny!

    Comment by Susan — May 27, 2007 @ 10:07 am

  4. Congrats Tina!!! Love the funny…hope it works for hot men too. Hope everyone has a safe and fun weekend.

    Comment by Liza — May 27, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  5. Congrats Tina! Cute funny

    Comment by Stacy ~ — May 27, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

  6. Congratulations Tina!!! Cute story…wish it would really work…would be running to the elevator right now.

    Wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday week-end

    Comment by Shari C — May 27, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

  7. Congratulations, Tina!

    That was truly funny, Janelle!

    Comment by Lynn Matherly — May 27, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

  8. Yey, Tina! Hope everyone is having a happy, safe weekend.

    Comment by katie — May 27, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

  9. Yahoo Tina!

    Cute funny Janelle.:love2:

    Have a wonderful weekend everybody.

    Comment by jeannie — May 27, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

  10. Congrats, Tina!

    Love the great funny!

    Comment by Terri W. — May 27, 2007 @ 5:31 pm

  11. Congrats, Tina!!

    Love the funny!! Glad to be home. I survived the river with the inlaws (10 total people) - barely. And they want to do it all over again on the 4th of July. It would signal the end of my independence ’cause I’d end up killing someone!!

    Hope everyone else is having a great weekend!!

    Comment by Jodie — May 27, 2007 @ 7:51 pm

  12. Just thought I would let you all know that if I had more money I would bid on the lunch with the PlotMonkeys in Dallas. But alas, my child’s doctor bills must come first… :cry:

    Maybe I will get to meet some of you anyway.

    Comment by Lynn Matherly — May 27, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

  13. I just found out that I won the Friday’s contest
    What a great surprise

    Thanks to all you ladies for giving away such great prizes and letting us beloved readers for getting a chance to win something cool just for reading your books and enjoying your sites.

    And thanks to all of you for your congrats!!!!

    Comment by Tina Byrd — May 28, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

  14. Hi, Janelle - I love your Wilde books. I cant remember - is Born to Be Wilde a brand spanking new story?

    Comment by Pat L. — May 31, 2007 @ 7:32 am

  15. good luck

    Comment by jame — July 5, 2008 @ 1:49 am

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