Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!

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The winner of Janelle’s Jungle Madness Contest is:

Debbie (Comment #15)

Congratulations, Debbie! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison@sbcglobal.net so I can mail you your prize. Oh, and let me know which book of mine you’d like to receive!

And now, a Sunday funny:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices as a beautiful blonde woman waves at him and says hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, “My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

Have a great weekend everyone!

12 Comments »

  1. Congrats Debbie! :thumbsup2:

    Great funny Janelle!

    Have a great Sunday everyone!

    Comment by Carolyn A. — March 25, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  2. that was funny.

    Comment by BadBarb — March 25, 2007 @ 9:15 am

  3. Congrats Debbie. Great funny

    Comment by Vicki — March 25, 2007 @ 10:08 am

  4. What a cute story; certainly gave me a big smile to start the day.

    Congratulations, Debbie!

    Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday.

    Comment by Shari C — March 25, 2007 @ 11:07 am

  5. Congrats Debbie

    Comment by Cherylann — March 25, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

  6. Congrats, Debbie!

    LOL! That was a great funny!

    Comment by Terri — March 25, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

  7. Love the joke. Thank you for the good laugh!! Congrats to Debbie.

    Comment by Tina — March 25, 2007 @ 4:54 pm

  8. CONGRATULATIONS DEBBIE. :present: Lucky you on winning such a great prize. Enjoy.
    Great funny Janelle, a friend of mine recently emailed me that one!! Can’t help but laugh!!
    Carly I got my book marks, thanks!

    Comment by Donna M — March 25, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

  9. Oh boy I bet he felt stupid!

    Comment by Jen — March 25, 2007 @ 8:44 pm

  10. Great Funny!!!

    Congrats Debbie!!!

    Comment by ev — March 25, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

  11. LOL - great funny.

    Congrats Debbie!

    Comment by Stacy ~ — March 26, 2007 @ 6:16 am

  12. Thanks for the congrats! Great funny!

    Comment by Debbie — March 28, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

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