Sunday Winner…and no funny! :-(
Hey, ya’ll! I’m about to get on a plane, so I have no funny today…but I do have a winner! The brownies go to #70, Celise! Please email me at julie@julieleto.com with your address and I’ll send them out this week!
See you all next week…and feel free to share any funnies that you might have gotten this week to fill in for me!
Congratulations Celise
Enjoy the brownies.
I baked a pan full of brownies last night. Oh, well so much for the diet.:doggie:
Comment by Gigi — January 21, 2007 @ 11:33 am
Congrats Celise! Enjoy your brownies. :thumbsup2:
Hey I made Mrs. Fields milk chocolate chip cookies yesterday - I think I’m gonna pour myself a large glass of milk (skim, of course) and grab a couple of cookies!
Have a great Sunday and GO PATS!!!!
Comment by Carolyn A. — January 21, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Congratulations, Celise!
A Sunday funny
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Comment by Susan — January 21, 2007 @ 11:59 am
Congrats, Celise!
Good one, Susan!!!
Comment by Stephanie S. — January 21, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Comment by jeannie — January 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
GARYRUSTY1
221 Jokes
Ok my attempt at a funny!
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”
The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.”
“Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually understood and answered me!”
“I got every word,” says the parrot. “I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird.”
“Oh yeah?” the guy asks, “Then answer this — how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?”
“Well,” the parrot says, “this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can’t see it because of my feathers.”
“Wow,” says the guy. “You really can understand and speak English can’t you?”
“Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, and philosophy. I’m especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I’d be a great companion.”
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. “Sorry, but I just can’t afford that.”
“Pssssssst,” says the parrot, “I’m defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don’t have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!”
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he’s interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he’s insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, “Psssssssssssst,” and motions him over with one wing. “I don’t know if I should tell you this or not, but it’s about your wife and the postman.”
“What are you talking about?” asks the guy.
“When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.”
“WHAT???” the guy asks incredulously. “THEN what happened?”
“Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over,” reported the parrot.
“NO!” he exclaims. “And she let him?”
“Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over….”
Then the frantic guy demands, “THEN WHAT HAPPENED?”
“Damned if I know. I got sexually aroused and fell off my perch!”
Comment by jeannie — January 21, 2007 @ 4:03 pm
LOLOL! Susan, THANK YOU! I just got in from the airport and that simply made my travel weary self laugh hysterically!!!
Let’s hear it for Susan!
Comment by Julie Leto — January 21, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
Another funny! Oh, Jeanne…that’s classic. Thanks so much!
Comment by Julie Leto — January 21, 2007 @ 5:50 pm
Thanks for the laughs…as the Saints just blew the game, I needed something funny!!! Time for the AFC game now…
Comment by Liza — January 21, 2007 @ 7:21 pm
CONGRATULATIONS CELISE!
:present: Great prize! Yum!!
Susan & Jeannie thanks for the laughs!
May all the Plotmonkeys have safe returns home! :love2:
Comment by Donna M — January 21, 2007 @ 7:21 pm
Congrats Celise
great funnies
Comment by Cherylann — January 21, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
Liza I was
for the Saints aslo 
I just hope the Patriots win and
the Bears in the Superbowl now
Comment by Cherylann — January 21, 2007 @ 7:26 pm
the clock is off again or is it on my end
it is really 6:19 p.m. here on the East Coast (Connecticut)
Comment by Cherylann — January 21, 2007 @ 7:27 pm
Cherylann, the clock is off on the website…not sure why!
Comment by Julie Leto — January 21, 2007 @ 7:41 pm
Congratulations Celise, enjoy!
Welcome home Julie!
Here’s my attempt at a funny:
Aging Aunt Mary
Aging Aunt Mary was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, “Your heart would be just
below your left breast”.
Later that night…….. Mary was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
Comment by Tina Martinesi — January 21, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
:love2: the jokes
Comment by Leslie — January 21, 2007 @ 8:52 pm
Just Remember Grandma is taking about oranges!
After all this is a clean joke.
Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn’t know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said “How the heck do you do this at your age?”
She said “I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck’em dry!”
The policeman fainted
Comment by jeannie — January 22, 2007 @ 12:03 am
These funnies are classic! Thanks so MUCH!!!
Comment by Julie Leto — January 22, 2007 @ 12:03 pm