After all this is a clean joke.

Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn’t know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said “How the heck do you do this at your age?”
She said “I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck’em dry!”
The policeman fainted

Welcome home Julie!
Here’s my attempt at a funny:

Aging Aunt Mary

Aging Aunt Mary was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, “Your heart would be just
below your left breast”.

Later that night…….. Mary was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

it is really 6:19 p.m. here on the East Coast (Connecticut)

I just hope the Patriots win and the Bears in the Superbowl now

great funnies