Winner and Sunday Funny - Jan.
The winner of Friday’s Jungle Madness is:
Rachael from NJ!
Congratulations! Email: carlyphillips@mac.com with your mailing address and we’ll get the prize out ASAP.
And now for the Sunday funny: NO insult to women intended!
The Husband Store:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good look ing and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims,
“I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. :wallbash:Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Now really, we know better than this, don’t we? 
Comment by sue — January 14, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Where does this store exist, Pluto?
Comment by Julie Leto — January 14, 2007 @ 8:44 am
Love the Husband Store…sadly, we know there is truth to it, but as women were created perfect, don’t we want perfect men…ha,ha!
Comment by Shari C — January 14, 2007 @ 8:48 am
I am one of the ones who stopped on the 5th floor- lucky me!!! I love the joke. I snicker every time I read it!!
Comment by ev — January 14, 2007 @ 10:07 am
Thank You Carly for the good laugh on this gloomy day in Phila. It’s so true that we always think there has to be something better!!
Comment by Tina — January 14, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Congratulations, Rachael!
Sad but oh so true!
Comment by Susan — January 14, 2007 @ 11:47 am
Yey Rachael….yes, the funny is sad, but true.
Comment by katie — January 14, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
Congrats Rachael!
OMG Carly - that funny was hysterical!! Loved it!!
Comment by Carolyn A. — January 14, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
Oh, Carly.
That is priceless.
Comment by Melissa Mc — January 14, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
Comment by jeannie — January 14, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
Congratulations, Rachael……..
Loved the funny, Carly…….
Comment by Cryna — January 14, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Thank you everyone! I was so surprised to see I won! Thank you! I just emailed you my info Carly! :kiss::kiss::kiss:
Comment by RachaelfromNJ — January 14, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
Congratulations Rachael
I would have stopped on the 5th floor also. There is no such thing as perfect.:doggie:
I love the funnies on Sunday:love2:
Comment by Gigi — January 14, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
Congrats Rachel
love the funny
Comment by Cherylann — January 14, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
absolutely hilarious; thanks for the laugh.
Comment by RobynL — January 14, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Love the funny Carly. I don’t believe in perfection!!
Comment by Donna M — January 14, 2007 @ 7:09 pm
Congrats Rachel!
Comment by Tina Martinesi — January 14, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
I finished 2 books by Erin Mc this week they were fun.
Next a little viking seal romance from Sandra Hill’s new Rough and Ready
When is the next
plotmonkey release?
Comment by jeannie — January 14, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
wtg rach
Comment by kim h — January 15, 2007 @ 12:32 am