Friday Winner and Sunday Funny

Posted by at Nov 25, 2012 6:00 am

The winner of Carly’s Black Friday $25 Amazon Gift Card is:

# 100 – Karin P (and not b/c she also loves Pecan pie with french vanilla ice cream. That part’s a coincidence!)

Congratulations! Email Carly at: carly phillips @ mac . com (NO SPACES) to claim your prize!
(and b/c I saw you’re on AOL and my mac mail has AOL issues – things disappear en route – please cc: (also email me at)
carly phillips author @ Gmail . com
to be safe!

And now for the Sunday Funny!

SUNDAY FUNNY

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found …an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel… She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?…
”Yes,” was his incredulous reply..

She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

7 Comments

7 thoughts on “Friday Winner and Sunday Funny

  1. 1
    katie says:

    Congrats, Karin!

  2. 2
    Colleen says:

    Congrats to Karin! :D

  3. 3
    Donna M says:

    Congratulations Karin.

    Carly, love the funny. It is a great example if men would really pay attention!!!! :lol:

    Enjoy the rest of the day. :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:

  4. 4
    Diane says:

    Congrats!!!

    Love it!!!

  5. 5
    Patsy L Roberts says:

    :winner: Congrats to Karin. Enjoy your gift and buy lots of books.

  6. 6
    Nicole M. says:

    Congrats Karin!!! Enjoy it!

    :applause:
    Love the funny, so true and so funny!

  7. 7
    judy says:

    This is great. Loved it

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