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What Leslie had to say on Sunday, August 1st, 2010
Winner and Sunday Funny!
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Wow, our 5th Fridays do bring out the visitors…lots and lots of comments. Please feel free to jump into the conversation any day, not just on Fridays! :flowers4you:

The winner, by totally random number drawing is:

JERI F! Comment # 73!

Congratulations Jeri! Please drop me a note at author @ lesliekelly . com (without any spaces) and let her know whether you prefer BN or Amazon so she can get your prize ordered for you.

And now for a Sunday laugh. My sister sent me this joke this week…enjoy!

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.”

The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got the dogs with us.”

The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch, and do as I do.”

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in … the bouncer at the door
said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”

The woman with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer said, “A Doberman?”

The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.”

The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.”

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, “What the heck,” so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”

The woman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua ?”

The woman said indignantly, “A Chihuahua ? They gave me a f****in’ Chihuahua ?!?!??” :devilbanana:

Leslie

LeslieLeslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.

11 comments to “Winner and Sunday Funny!”

  1. kris says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 8:41 am · Link

    :partygroup:
    funny!



  2. Patsy L Roberts says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 9:54 am · Link

    :winner: Congrats to JERI F…. Get some great books and sit back and enjoy…



  3. Cher Gorman says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 11:45 am · Link

    :happy:

    Have a great day,

    Cher



  4. Kathleen says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 12:36 pm · Link

    Congrats Jeri F..
    OMG this joke was too funny



  5. debb says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 1:32 pm · Link

    Congrats!

    As the “mom” of two chihuahuas–i found this freakin hysterical. My son dressed our boy in a (teddy bears)football jersey yesterday–funny also.



  6. Donna M says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 4:37 pm · Link

    Lucky Jeri F, congratulations! Have fun deciding how to spend the GC. :present:

    Love the funny! I hadn’t seen that one.

    Enjoy the rest of Sunday. :flag:



  7. Liza says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 5:17 pm · Link

    Congrats Jeri F! :cheer:

    Love the funny, Leslie! :happy: :happy:



  8. Lyn says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 7:19 pm · Link

    Congrats to Jeri F. Enjoy that GC.

    :happy: Loving the funny this week.



  9. Sue Brandes says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 7:44 pm · Link

    :thatsfunny:
    congrats to the winner.



  10. Paula R. says:
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     · August 1st, 2010 at 11:11 pm · Link

    Congrats, Jeri F!!!

    That was pretty funny, Les! ROFLMAO!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

    I need to catch up on the goings on in the jungle. I missed you guys. Met up with Jules in Orlando. It was really great seeing her.

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.



  11. diana tidlund says:
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     · August 5th, 2010 at 5:05 pm · Link

    congrats and…I have a funny for you…had me laughing my ass off…

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
    The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
    “Eight,” the boy replied.
    The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?”
    The boy replied, “not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.
    We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either.”



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