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What Carly had to say on Sunday, July 25th, 2010
Carly’s Sunday Jungle Madness Winner
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The winner of the signed copy of LOVE ME IF YOU DARE (should it finally show up at my house!) is:

:snoopy: # 30 Sheryl M. :snoopy:

Congratulations! Email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your info!

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And now for the Sunday funny!

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers..

‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’

The pharmacist fainted.

:thatsfunny:
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SHAMELESS REMINDER
KISS ME IF YOU CAN is officially available Tuesday! PLEASE preorder your copy of KISS ME today or plan to hit your favorite bookseller early this week. Yes, shameless begging going on here. :praying: (those pink things are LINKS to preorder, people!) :biggrin:

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CarlyCarly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.

10 comments to “Carly’s Sunday Jungle Madness Winner”

  1. Tammie says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 9:28 am · Link

    :yourock
    I just love, love, love your books…. keep them coming they keep me going sometimes by giving me a relaxation time…


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  2. katie says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 10:25 am · Link

    Congrats!


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  3. Cher Gorman says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 10:54 am · Link

    :happy: That is funny!!! :-))

    Have a wonderful Sunday everyone,

    Cher :cooldance:


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  4. tamib says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 11:11 am · Link

    No pink link necessary. I preordered both months ago and the cute guy in the brown uniform delivered the first to me last week! :batteeyes:

    I see the pool and a good book in store for me …. all day long! :giggler:

    Tami B.


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  5. Colleen says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 1:13 pm · Link

    Congrats Sheryl !


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  6. Donna M says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 2:34 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations Sheryl M, enjoy reading Carly’s book.

    Love the Sunday funny even though I have seen it before!! :lol:

    Everyone enjoy their Sunday. :flag: 8)


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  7. Liza says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 4:25 pm · Link

    Congrats Sheryl! :cheer:

    Love the funny, Carly! :happy:


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  8. Sue Brandes says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 6:38 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winner. That was a great Sunday funny. :happy:


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  9. Sheryl M. says:
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     · July 25th, 2010 at 10:26 pm · Link

    :partygroup: WOOP!!! Thanks everyone!!! :bdaypresent:


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  10. Nancy Alexander says:
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     · July 26th, 2010 at 4:09 pm · Link

    I was hysterical on the floor. Where do you get these funnies? :partygroup:
    Congrats Sheryl.


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