Happy Birthday, Carly!!!

Posted by at Jul 7, 2010 6:00 am

So it’s the summertime, which means three out of four Plotmonkeys are having a birthday…and today our Queen for the Day is CARLY!!!

We’ve devised a special, custom-built birthday for our amazing friend, starting with a delicious breakfast served in bed by a delicious man…no, not Phil. He’s out for the day golfing. How about this guy? Yeah, we think he’ll do.
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And this man is going to stop by…not for you, but for Buddy and Bailey, who will take to him immediately. He’ll declare you the pack leader and then spend the day while you’re out making sure that Buddy and Bailey understand exactly what that means!

Without a care, you’ll pop upstairs to shower and change into the most comfortable pair of jeans you own…which not surprisingly, will be a size smaller than usual.

We’re sending a driver to pick you up and he’s driving you to the nearest Louis Vuitton and Chanel stores, where you’ll pick up the latest bags and accessories.

Then it’s off to the day spa for a nice long massage and mani-pedi with a guy who knows his exfoliants from his buffers…

:bdaycakefun: :bdaypresent:
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And next, you’ll have the ultimate lunch with the ultimate man of your dreams who will give you all you’ve ever wanted…
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He’s going to fly you out to Apple Headquarters and for the rest of the day, you will be toured around the facilities and be showered with prototypes of all the upcoming Apple gadgets! You’ll be sworn to secrecy, of course…

Then it’s off to LA for a taping of this show…

Just for you, this will be an all-male episode, the return of A-ca-fellas. Then they’ll be your escorts to Dodger Stadium, where they’ll sing the National Anthem and then surround you with their awesomeness, sitting beside you and helping you cheer on your Mets while they wipe the floor with the home team.

Then after a long goodbye, sung in three-part harmony, it’s back home to New York, where your house will be a constant and chilly 74 degrees both upstairs and down. Your family will be home and shower you with more gifts, love, affection and obedience. You’ll snuggle into bed with all your latest toys and memories of a day that is an absolute, wonderful fantasy come true!

And you’ll know that while you were out living the dream for your birthday, we’ll be here in the jungle, wishing you the absolute best, living vicariously through you and partying hard because we love you!!!


Happy Birthday Glitter Graphics

51 Comments

51 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, Carly!!!”

  1. 1
    ev says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:16 am

    :happybday2:
    :happybday2:
    :bdaypresent:
    :candles: :cocktail: :party:

    Have an awesome day Carly- even though it is hotter than heck there. We only hit 96 yesterday!!

    (ps- I knew I liked you for a reason- Mets, not Yankees!!!)

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  2. 2
    Stacy ~ says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:16 am

    :bdaycakefun: Happy birthday Carly! Here’s to a fantastic day! And enjoy spending it with Mr. Jobs *g* :happybday2:

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  3. 3
    Tonya Kappes says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Carly~Cheers~! to a great day!

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  4. 4
    Heather F says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:48 am

    :happybd: :present: :happybd: :present: :happybd: :present: :happybd: :present:

    Happy Birthday Carly! Wishing you the best birthday ever!

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  5. 5
    kris says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:00 am

    happy birthday! with all those hotties, it should be a good day!

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  6. 6
    Diana D says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:03 am

    Happy Birthday Carly! :cheer:

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  7. 7
    Michelle in NJ says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:25 am

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARLY! HOPE IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY!
    :bdaypresent: :happybd: :happybday2: :party:
    :bdaycakefun:

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  8. 8
    Alannah Lynne says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:32 am

    Have a super-fantastic day, Carly!!!!!!! :bdaypresent:

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  9. 9
    jeannie n zoey says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:50 am

    Zoey,Digger n I wish for u :bdaycakefun: a
    GREAT Birthday! Have a blast!

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  10. 10
    Melanie says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:54 am

    :party:
    Sounds like a wonderful day to me, hope you real one is just as good.
    :happybd:

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  11. 11
    Silver James says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:04 am

    Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Carly, Happy birthday to yooooouuuuuuuuuu! And can I have breakfast in bed guy many more!?!

    :candles: :cake: :cheers: :cocktail: :happybday2: :flowers4you: :happybd:

    Sorry it’s so :hothot: :onfire: :onfire1: :hothot: up that way. Usually, that’s what our thermometer reads. But we have 90% so feels like we’re living in a steam room. How long until :snowing: ?

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  12. 12
    Shiloh Walker says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:12 am

    I have it on excellent authority that july is a good month for birthdays… have a great one!

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  13. 13
    sue brandes says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:18 am

    :threecheers :happybday2: :happybd: :flowers4you:
    Have a great birthday Carly

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  14. 14
    Paula R. says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Hey Carly, I hope your day is a really special one. It looks like it is gonna be a full one. Do you get to take the guys home after it is all said and done? I mean, your birthday doesn’t end until midnight right, and the way the world turns, that’s still a lot of time…LOL!!!! Have a very :happybd: . Stay cool!

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.

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  15. 15
    Liza says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:39 am

    :happybday2: Carly!!!

    Hope you have an amazing day! :bdaypresent: :cocktail: :candles:

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  16. 16
    Brenda says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Happy, Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people! :bdaycakefun:

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  17. 17
    Cher Gorman says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Happy Birthday, Carly! :bdaypresent: Have a wonderful day! :happybday2:

    Cher

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  18. 18
    CrystalGB says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Happy Birthday Carly! I hope you have a wonderful day. :bdaypresent:

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    Brenda says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:52 am

    Carly I hope you have a wonderful birthday!!!!!!!!! It looks like you will be very busy today with all those hots guys and as hot as it is you will need something in the evening to cool you down… LOL

    :happybday2:

    Again I hope you have a :happybd:

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    katie says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Happy Birthday, Carly. May all of your dreams come true. You are an amazing writer and it’s fun to come to the PM to listen to your stories (we have the same luck traveling, evidently). :bdaypresent: :candles: :happybd: :happybday2: :party:

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      katie says:
      July 7, 2010 at 8:59 am

      I have to tell you, it was funny, I saw the pic of the ‘glee’ boys and only saw Mr. Shue and went, “That is Mr. Shue”, then I figured it out that it was the “Glee boys”. I am so slow this morning

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  21. 21
    Ellen says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Hope you have a very special day.

    :happybd:

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  22. 22
    HollyD says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:09 am

    I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

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  23. 23
    Leslie Kelly-Parrish says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Wishing you the very happiest of birthdays! Hope it’s a fantastic one! :happybday2: :happybd: :bdaypresent: :candles: :cake: :bananaangel: :bdaycakefun: :partygroup: :party: :grouphug: :cocktail: :cloud9:

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    limecello says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:59 am

    :happybd: :bdaypresent: :happybday2: :party:
    Hee. Had to get all the birthday and party ones in there. :bdaycakefun: Oh and a small one trying to hide!
    I hope you eat lots of :cake: and you get all the Steve Jobs love you could hope for :P

    Have a fantastic day, Carly!!! :snoopy:

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  25. 25
    catslady says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Happy Birthday and hope you have a wonderful day. :happybd:

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    Quilt Lady says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:19 am

    :yourock :party: :happybday2: :happybday2: :happybday2:

    Have an awesome Birthday Carly!!!! :candles:

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    chey says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Happy birthday Carly!

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    Kimber says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Happy Birthday, Carly!!! :bdaycakefun:

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    runner10 says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Happy Birthday, Carly!! Hope your day rocks!!

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    Ardie says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    With all of those :hothot: guys. What a great way to celebrate your birthday. :happybday2:

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    Donna M says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    :party: Happy Birthday, Carly! Have a wonderful time celebrating. :candles: :grouphug: :bdaycakefun: :flowers4you:

    :partygroup: From the looks of this blog it seems you will have a very busy day! Enjoy the time with Steve Jobs! Your Plotmonkey pals that put this together are priceless. :dancingmonk: :dancingmonk: :dancingmonk: :dancingmonk:

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    Leslie Kelly-Parrish says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Apparently the power company did not get the message that our birthday girl would like some AIR CONDITIONING today!!

    Carly is sweating while she packs to leave for RomCon in Denver and has no power. She asked us to say a big huge thank you for the party. I’m sure she’ll check in when she has a chance.

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  33. 33
    Barbara Elness says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    Happy Birthday Carly!

    :bdaycakefun:

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    Sharron Paterson says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Hope you have an awesome birthday…..but then who wouldn’t with all those wonderful specimens of manly flesh to help you out…..I will be thinking of you with envy….

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    Kathleen says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    :happybd:
    Hope you have a wonderful day.. who wouldn’t with all these handsome hunks to do all your birthday bidding!!! :yourock

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    cories says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Too bad you’re packing instead of chilling, but at least it’s a fun trip (RomCom).

    :happybd:

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    Janelle says:
    July 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    :happybd: :happybd: :happybd:

    Happy birthday, Carly! Wow, what a fun-filled day! Except for the no airconditioning. I’m sending some extra hunks over right away to take care of that problem pronto!

    :happybd: :happybd: :happybd:

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    Talina Perkins says:
    July 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    :bananaangel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARLY!!!! :bdaypresent:

    :cheer: I hope you have the best day and have a blast on your trip!!!!!! :cheer:

    ~Talina

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  39. 39
    Jane says:
    July 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Happy Birthday, Carly. :bdaycakefun:

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    Colleen says:
    July 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Happy Happy B-day Carly! Wishing you the best on this special day! Enjoy! :happybd: :candles:

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    Pat L. says:
    July 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Hey, Dodger Stadium, why wasn’t I invited? Carly, you are a Dodger fan? you live in Calif?

    Anyway have a great day and eat a lot yummy cake.

    :candles: :cake: :happybd: :partyman: :bdaycakefun: :cheer: :bdaypresent:

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  42. 42
    Stacy S says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day. :happybday2: :happybd: :candles:

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    pat says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    :happybd: hope it’s been great

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    Kirsten says:
    July 7, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    :bdaypresent: Have a great day! :party:

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    MaryC says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    :happybday2:
    :bdaypresent:
    :party:
    :partyman:
    :yourock

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    Martha Lawson says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    :happybday2: Hope you had a great day!! :happybday2:

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    Ematov says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Happy Birthday Carly!!!! I wish my friends gave me as awesome birthday presents on my birthday!!!

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    Tamara B. says:
    July 8, 2010 at 12:09 am

    :happybday2: and may all of your wished come true!

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    Nancy Alexander says:
    July 8, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Carly, Hope you had a stupendous Birthday-you deserve it. How were your above male companions? :bdaypresent: :happybd: :party: :yourock

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    Bella F. says:
    July 9, 2010 at 2:47 am

    :doh1: I’m a day late but… :happybday2: Carly!!

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