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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, March 21st, 2010
Winners and Sunday Funny!
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What a week for winners!

For the copy of Joanne Rock’s newest Blaze, THE CAPTIVE, the winners are:
:threecheers
#6 katie
#24 denise

For the cookies and a copy of New Orleans Nights, the winner is:

:yourock #40 Randy

Please email me your snail mail address and I’ll get your prizes out ASAP. Email: julie at julieleto dot com.

Full disclosure: Because of my tight deadline, some prizes from previous weeks are still yet-to-be-mailed. I’m doing all I can to get them out this week. I appreciate everyone’s patience. :hide:

And now, the funny…

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?’ while pointing to the bowl.

‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.’

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

13 comments to “Winners and Sunday Funny!”

  1. ev says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 6:29 am · Link

    Just cause she’s not married….

    Congrats to the winners!


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  2. Cher Gorman says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 9:20 am · Link

    :giggler: Funny.

    Hope everyone has a great Sunday

    Cher :partygroup:


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  3. katie says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 9:21 am · Link

    Whoot…thank you, Julie!


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  4. Diana Tidlund says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 9:24 am · Link

    LMAO…I love that one…reminds me of another my aunt sent me one time…same kinda humor….read on.

    Husband: Oh, come on.
    Wife: Leave me alone!
    Husband: It won’t take long.
    Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.
    Husband: I can’t sleep without it.
    Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
    Husband: Because I’m Hot.
    Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
    Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.
    Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate.
    Husband: You don’t love me anymore.
    Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.
    Husband: Please…come on
    Wife: All right, I’ll do it.
    Husband: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?
    Wife: I can’t find it.
    Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!
    Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
    Husband: Oh, yes.
    Wife: Is it up far enough?
    Husband: Oh, that’s good….

    Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!


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    • Patsy L Roberts says:
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       · March 21st, 2010 at 11:33 am · Link

      :happy: That was a good one :rotfl1:


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    • Nancy Alexander says:
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       · March 21st, 2010 at 5:49 pm · Link

      Diana-it’s a good thing you saved it-appropriate for Julie’s funny.
      Thanks :partygroup:


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  5. Caroline says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 9:39 am · Link

    :applause: lol! Funny!


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  6. Paula R. says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 10:26 am · Link

    Congratulations ot all the winners.

    ROFLMAO!!! Both funnies were great. I loved them both, and I hadn’t heard them before.

    We are still fortunate to have beautiful sunny days here. I think I will venture out of my cave today. I wishing back in later.

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  7. Patsy L Roberts says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 11:30 am · Link

    :rotfl1: That was so funny I had to share it with my friends on Facebook… Thanks for the laugh. :rotfl1:


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 4:24 pm · Link

    :winner: :partygroup: To all the lucky winners, congratulations. Enjoy your prize. :present: :flag:

    Love the funnies. I’ve seen both before but they alwyas make me laugh! :lol:

    Enjoy the rest of the day. :flag:


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  9. Nancy Alexander says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 5:47 pm · Link

    Julie-that was an absolute funny. It made my day. :bananaangel: Congrats to all the winners :cheers:


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  10. Colleen says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 7:37 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners! :flowers4you:


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  11. Liza says:
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     · March 21st, 2010 at 8:57 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners!

    Love the funny, Julie. Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend.


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