The winner of Leslie’s Jungle Madness giveaway of an arc of COLD SIGHT is…
MARTHA LAWSON! Message # 72. Congrats Martha! Please send me an email author @ authorleslieparrish . com (no spaces) with your snail mail addy.
Winners from yesterday’s drawing of a copy of Julie’s DIRTY LITTLE LIES are:
#10 Kara T
#5 pat (pageofhope)
#32 Patsy Roberts
Winners from Monday’s drawing for four backlist titles from Julie are:
#8 ev
#31 Diana Tidlund
If these winners will contact Julie (Julie @ julieleto . com) she’ll take care you!
Now a few laughs on dating vs. marriage. Enjoy!
When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”
When you are dating….. He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ….He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating….. A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad.
When you are married ….A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating….. You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ….You think to yourself “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”
When you are dating….. You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ….You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”
When you are dating….. He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ….He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating….. You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ….You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating….. Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy.”
When you are married ….When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating….. He knows what the “hamper” is.
When you are married ….The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating….. He understands if you “Aren’t in the mood.”
When you are married ….He says “It’s your job.”
When you are dating….. He understands that you have “male” friends.
When you are married ….He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating….. He likes to “discuss” things.
When you are married ….He develops a “blank” stare.
When you are dating….. He calls you by name.
When you are married ….He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”
Leslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.
3 Seductions and a Wedding
COLD SIGHT
Kiss Me If You Can
Wild For Him
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congrats to all of the winners :)
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‘he hugs when dating’ and ‘grabs boob when married’ LOL. That is sooooo true. Lived it.
Congrats to the winners.
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Congratulations to all the winners. I hope you all enjoy your books.
Les, like the funny…maybe I should stick to dating. LOL!!!
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Congrats to all the winners!
Love the funnies, Leslie!
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COngrats to all of the winners!!
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Congratulations to the winners especially Martha Lawson. I’m so envious! But hey, I’ll get to read the book when it comes out AND it will have that amazing cover.
Love the Sunday funny
Have a great day all. We’re expecting rain and snow today :rain:
Cher
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Wow, that’s a slew of winners. Congrats to everyone!!
The funny I really related to wa the twin/king sized bed. I had a twin bed and somehow we made it work. Now, I can’t wait to go away on vacation and sleep in a King Sized bed!!!
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Congrats to al the winners!!!!
Ok…I have to ask where do you get all these super cool smilies!!!!! I want some!!!!
Have a great Sunday everyone!!!! :Irish2:
Talina :Irish1:
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It’s obvious I will be taking typing lessons for the remainder of the day!
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Love the Sunday funny! Sadly for many couples the difference between dating & marriage is not funny! Why is it that good behavior goes out the door after the wedding!!
It is usually a gradual thing. Sorry to sound like I’m against marriage, I’m not. Lucky me, I know several happy couples of long standing. Good role models. 
Enjoy the rest of Sunday!
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The first time my husband said “Hey you” or called me “she”, he knows it would be the last. I found out recently from my neighbor that his father (my late, not-lamented FIL, never called his wife by name but always “Hey you”). My father used to get made if in a sentence referring to someone, anyone we used a pronoun and not their name.
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The funny is hilarious. Thanx.
Conrats to all the winners.
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Congratulations to all the winners! And… lol I’ll never get tired of those lists.
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Thank you! Keep writing and I will keep reading.