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What Carly had to say on Sunday, February 21st, 2010
Carly’s Winner, Sunday Funny
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Sorry for the delay! I forgot to pick a winner. And the winner of Friday’s $25.00 Amazon Gift Card is:

:snoopy: #6 Miranda :Snoopy:

Congratulations! Please email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your full name and email so I can send the gift card!

EDITED TO ADD: The winners from Julie’s Wednesday giveaway are:

#62, Sandra Lynne
#46, Jeanne

Please drop Julie a note with your email address at julie @ julie leto . com (no spaces) with your name and SNAIL mail address!

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And now the Sunday Funny:

Apologies if anyone finds this politically incorrect. It’s only meant to amuse!

There once was an indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was “One stone”. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him One stone. After years and years of torment, One stone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me One stone again i will kill them!” the word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named blue bird forgot and said, “good morning, One stone.” he jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until blue bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that One stone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named yellow bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow bird, who was blue bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One stone. She hugged him and said, “good to see you, One stone,”
One stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day an all night, made love to her all the next day and made love to her all the next night, but yellow bird wouldn’t die!

Why?????
Oh, come on….take a guess!!!!!
Think about it!!!!!
You’re going to love this !!!!!!
Everybody knows…..

You can’t kill two birds with one stone !!!!
:thatsfunny:

HAPPY SUNDAY!

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CarlyCarly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.

14 comments to “Carly’s Winner, Sunday Funny”

  1. Gillian says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 10:22 am · Link

    Politically incorrect? It’s priceless! :happy: :happy: :happy:


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  2. Wendy Marcus says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 11:13 am · Link

    I LOVED IT!


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  3. Paula R. says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 11:20 am · Link

    :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

    This was a good one Carly! This one is a must share…LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    Congratulations to Miranda.


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    • Paula R. says:
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       · February 21st, 2010 at 1:16 pm · Link

      Congrats to Sandra Lynne and Jeanne…I am uber jealous of you guys…LOL!!! Enjoy your books, whichever version you get.

      Peace and love,
      Paula R.


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  4. Colleen says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 12:45 pm · Link

    A big congrats to Miranda! :flowers4you:


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    • Colleen says:
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       · February 21st, 2010 at 12:47 pm · Link

      Congrats also to Sandra Lynne & Jeanne! :flowers4you:


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  5. Sara Taney Humphreys says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 1:17 pm · Link

    Love that joke! This is a great site. I’ll be back.


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  6. Cher Gorman says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 3:25 pm · Link

    I LOVE IT!! :rotfl1: :rotfl1:

    Cher :snowguy:


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  7. Donna M says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 5:42 pm · Link

    :applause: :lol: Too funny! It made me laugh out loud!! :thumbsup:

    Congratulations to the winners. :present: Enjoy your prize.

    Have a good rest of Sunday! :flag:


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  8. Liza says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 6:52 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners!!! :cheer:

    Loved the funny, Carly! :happy: :happy: :happy:


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  9. Sandra Lynne says:
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     · February 21st, 2010 at 7:53 pm · Link

    I am so HAPPY AND EXCITED to have won this giveaway! :party:
    I have sent my name and address.

    I hope everyone has a great weekend!
    Sandra Lynne :cheer:


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    • Sandra Lynne says:
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       · February 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 am · Link

      Thanks for your kind words and congratulations ladies! :D
      And contratulations to Miranda and Jeanne! :cooldance:

      Sandra


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  10. Laurel N says:
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     · February 22nd, 2010 at 12:51 am · Link

    :applause: Seriously.

    This is one of those times when I dearly wish my father-in-law was sill alive. He would have loved retelling it to his buddies. Thanks


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  11. Miranda says:
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     · February 22nd, 2010 at 11:32 am · Link

    :cooldance: WHoot Whoot! Awesomeness —- congrats to the other winners too. Sending the email now.


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