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What Leslie had to say on Sunday, January 31st, 2010
Winners & Grins
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The winner of Friday’s VERY popular Jungle Madness giveaway is…

LORI T! Comment # 192

Congratulations Lori! Please drop Leslie a line at author @ lesliekelly . com (no spaces) so we can get your gift certificate to you.

And from yesterday, Julie has two winners:

The “reader” winner of a box of backlist books: #33, Lois
The “writer” winner of four craft titles: #15, Charlotte

And just a reminder that Wednesday’s winner was katie, who already contacted Julie, and #90, Angelique!

Drop Julie a line with your snail mail addresses so she can get the books out right away. Julie @ julieleto . com (no spaces!)
 
Now for the grins… 

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And here are a few laughs…(this might have been on here before, can’t remember, but I like it and it still makes me laugh!)

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

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Leslie

LeslieLeslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.

12 comments to “Winners & Grins”

  1. Paula R. says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 9:20 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners of the wonderful giveaways this week.

    Thanks for the laughs Les! I hope that everyone is having a wonderful weekend, despite the cold and snow throughout the country. See you all around.

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  2. Liza says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 9:36 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners! :cheer:

    Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday. We still have tons of snow and no sign of a warm-up in sight. Off to brunch with friends this morning. Only Eggs St. Louis and Lost Bread would get me on the yucky roads.


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  3. DarcyO says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 10:10 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners and thanks for the funny. It was a good one!


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  4. Charlotte says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 12:18 pm · Link

    Yippie! I won! :party:

    Congrats to all the other winners! I can’t wait to get those books. They all sound awesome.


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  5. Lori T. says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 12:40 pm · Link

    Oh my gosh!! Thank you so much!! I emailed you Leslie!

    Thanks again to the Plotmonkeys!

    Congrats to the rest of the winners.


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  6. Colleen says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 1:03 pm · Link

    Congrats to all of the winners! :flowers4you:


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  7. Cher Gorman says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 1:19 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners :cheer:

    Thanks for the laugh this morning, Leslie :giggler:

    Cher :biggrin:


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 2:32 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations to all the lucky winners. Enjoy! :thumbsup:

    Love the funny! :D I have seen it before but you can’t help but laugh! Especially the male English!! :giggler:

    Everyone enjoy your Sunday. :flag:

    :valpres:


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  9. Michelle says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 8:01 pm · Link

    :threecheers
    Congrats to the winners!!!
    LOVE the funnies and they are so damn true! LOL!!!! :happy:
    Okay, dinner done. Did a run to Starbucks. Now back to focusing on writing. Hoping to crank out a couple hundred words tonight before bed.

    Have a GREAT week ladies!!!!
    Hugs,
    Michelle :cat:


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  10. GladysMP says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 9:31 pm · Link

    Thanks for the chuckle! While some areas are experiencing snow, we continue to have rain. My yard hasn’t dried out in months and the weather channel says we will have rain four days this coming week. At least snow is pretty. Rain isn’t! The paper carried a front page article about the farmers in Texas not being able to plow their fields to plant new crops. For me, it is causing cabin fever. I love working in my yard! I am getting more reading done than usual, however.


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  11. Michele R says:
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     · January 31st, 2010 at 9:46 pm · Link

    Woohoo! Congrats to all the winning ladies! Enjoy! :cheer:

    Your funnies are always such a hoot! Thanks for the laugh! :biggrin:


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  12. Sally says:
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     · February 1st, 2010 at 12:54 am · Link

    Yay, to the winners! And :rotfl1: about the language. So very, very true. :P


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