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What Carly had to say on Sunday, December 27th, 2009
Friday Winner and Sunday Funny
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The winner of Friday’s $25 Amazon Gift Card is:

:cheer: # 15 Tracy Tabor :cheer:

Email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your full name and email so I can send the prize!

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And now for today’s funny! (I have been waiting for my next Sunday to use this joke!)

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style
house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell
and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in
the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’ The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and orld
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.’ ‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at
the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

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CarlyCarly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.

9 comments to “Friday Winner and Sunday Funny”

  1. Cher Gorman says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 10:18 am · Link

    :thatsfunny: Too funny!!

    Have a great Sunday all,

    Cher :newyear:


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  2. katie says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 10:23 am · Link

    Congrats, Tracy….LOL, Carly!


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  3. Carolyn A. says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 11:48 am · Link

    Congrats Tracy!

    Love the funny! :rotfl1:


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  4. Joder says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm · Link

    Congrats Tracy!!!! :applause:


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  5. Paula R. says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm · Link

    Congratulations Tracy. Too funny Carly!!!Today is a traveling day,back to CT I go, so I won’t be back on until later this evening.Enjoy the rest of your weekend everyone.

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  6. Mary G says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 12:56 pm · Link

    OMG a clean funny joke LOL


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  7. Colleen says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm · Link

    Congrats Tracy! :walksnowman:


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · December 27th, 2009 at 3:44 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations, Tracy! Have fun deciding what to buy! :present2:

    Everyone enjoy the last day of Christmas weekend! :thumbsup: :ccane:

    Carly, love the joke!

    :newyear:


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  9. Brenda B. Hill says:
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     · January 6th, 2010 at 12:43 am · Link

    :cat: Love it.. I guess I missed this earlier when I was reading but this really makes me laugh. LOL…. I love the pic that goes with it..LOL


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