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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, December 6th, 2009
Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!
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The winner of Friday’s contest and the Brighton crystal heart bookmark is:
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Zara (Comment #37)
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Congratulations, Zara! To claim your prize, please contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your snail mail address so I can send your prize out to you.

Also, from Julie, two more winners…

A copy of Susan Kearney’s sci-fi romance, LUCAN, goes to…

Liza (Comment #3)

and a copy of Nina Bruhn’s romantic thriller, SHOOT TO THRILL, goes to…

Colleen (Comment #16)

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Congratulations to Liza & Colleen! Please contact Julie (julie at julie leto dot com) and she’ll forward your addresses to our wonderful guest authors!

SUNDAY FUNNY:

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchase home.

While he was scratching his head and pondering his delimma, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 2603 Mockingbird Lane?”

The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.”

The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket.. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”

“Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he said, “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”

The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.” :rotfl1:

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Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

13 comments to “Friday’s Winner & Sunday Funny!”

  1. Linda Rader says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 7:02 am · Link

    :bigxmas: Congrats to all. And lol on joke.


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  2. Stacy ~ says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 7:20 am · Link

    Congrats to the winners :)

    Off to Florida (it’s for work). I’ll miss you guys!


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  3. katie says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 10:32 am · Link

    congrats :)


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  4. Liza says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am · Link

    Thanks! Congrats to Zara & Colleen too! Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday. Stacy, hope you find time to have some fun in Florida.

    Go Titans!!! :cheer:


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  5. Carolyn A. says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am · Link

    Loved the funny Janelle! :happy:

    Congrats to all the winners! :santalights:


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  6. Jessica Kennedy says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 12:59 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners!


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  7. Cher Gorman says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners :cheer:

    LOL Sunday funny! :bananaangel:

    Have a great day. We have snow. :cooldance:

    Cher :snowfight:


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  8. Zara says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm · Link

    Thank you so much Janelle! I’m sending an email now. :SmallSanta:

    Congrats to Liza and Colleen also!

    Loved the joke!

    :bigtree: :bigtree: :bigtree:


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  9. Colleen says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 2:07 pm · Link

    :santalights: Oooh Thank you so much for the win! Happy dance!
    Congrats also to Zara & Liza!!! :flowers4you:


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  10. Talina says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 2:18 pm · Link

    :decor: Congrats to the winners!!! :santalights:

    I loved the funny..she gave way to much thought to that delima!!

    No snow…but we have cold weather and rain. Which are both very odd for where I live. :?

    Have a great day everyone! :reindeer:
    Talina :santabag:


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  11. Donna M says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 3:21 pm · Link

    Congratulations to the “Winners” ! Enjoy your prizes. :lights: :present2:

    Janelle, I loved the funny I had never seen that one before. :applause: That is a surprise the way jokes go around in emails! :reindeer: :treecut: :SmallSanta: :ccane: :santabag:

    :hanstar: :hann2: :hanstar:


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  12. ALICE says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 6:24 pm · Link

    LOVED THE FUNNY.

    ALICE IN TEXAS


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  13. Jane says:
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     · December 6th, 2009 at 6:50 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners.


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