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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, November 29th, 2009
Sunday Winner & Funny
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And the $25 Amazon Gift Card goes to…

#103, Lioness2009!

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Please email me at julie at julie leto dot com with your email address and I’ll get it out zip-zip!

Thanks to everyone who participated yesterday in Pimp Your Book Saturday. If you need to work on your Christmas list, please pop over and read all the awesome book recommendations.

And now…for the funny…

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied “I need to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold nearly thirty books to three publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her husband, daughter, spoiled dachshund, enormous guinea pig and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

11 comments to “Sunday Winner & Funny”

  1. Emmanuelle says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 8:43 am · Link

    Too funny, just emailed it to my freinds ;-)
    And congrats to Lioness2009 :cheers:


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  2. Gillian says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 9:28 am · Link

    :happy: :happy: :happy:

    And lets throw in a :snoopy: for good measure.


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  3. katie says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 11:26 am · Link

    congratulations to the winner!


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  4. Liza says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 11:53 am · Link

    Congrats Lioness2009!

    Love the funny, Julie! :happy: :happy: :happy:

    Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday! Go Titans!!! :cheer:


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  5. Cher Gorman says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 12:13 pm · Link

    Congraulations to Lioness. :cheer:

    Love the funny! :rotfl1:

    Have a nice day everyone,

    Cher :partygroup:


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  6. Talina says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 2:06 pm · Link

    Congrats Lioness2009 :bananaangel:

    That funny cracked me up!!!! :thatsfunny:

    Have a great Sunday everyone!!!

    ~Talina


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  7. Colleen says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 2:15 pm · Link

    Lioness2009 Congrats on your win! :flowers4you:


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 4:05 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations to Lioness 2009! Have fun with that Gift Card. :present2: :givethanks:

    :fallleaf: :flag: :thankstired: Leftover’s anyone!! Last time for Thanksgiving icons until next year!! :gobbler:

    Enjoy the rest of your Sunday. :fallleaf: :flag: Loved the funny! :happy:

    By the way yesterday blog was so much fun! I took advantage of the little box at the end here, Notify me of follow up comments!! 8) :flag:


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  9. Fedora says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 5:36 pm · Link

    LOL!!! Thanks for the giggles! And congrats, Lioness!


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  10. Linda Rader says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 5:53 pm · Link

    :yourock


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  11. Lyoness2009 says:
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     · November 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm · Link

    :jive: THANK YOU!!!! CAN’T BELIEVE I WON, but I am beyond excited!!!!!!!!!


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