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What Carly had to say on Sunday, November 22nd, 2009
Sunday Funny and Jungle Madness Winner
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The winner of Friday’s $25 Amazon Gift Card is:

:cheer: #75 CherylC :cheer:

Email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your full name and email so I can send the prize!

And the three winners of Melissa Senate’s The Secret of Joy are:

#3 Patsy Roberts
#12 Elisa V
#20 Talina
The link above is to the book’s amazon page so you can check it out too!

Congrats and please email Melissa directly at: Melissa @ melissasenate . com (no spaces) with your info!

Congratulations to all the winners!

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And now for today’s funny:

This is classic for those who are not fond of their mother-in law. I’m NOT one of those people! :whipbanana:

In-law revenge

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, ‘Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?’

‘My darling,’ she replied, ‘I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.*
:fourturks:

Thanks to Alyse for many of these jokes I use including this one, and a big GET WELL SOON shout out to her! :flowers4you:

Carly

CarlyCarly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.

9 comments to “Sunday Funny and Jungle Madness Winner”

  1. ev says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 am · Link

    snort. snigger. bwwwaaaaahhhhhh. Wish I could do that.



  2. katie says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am · Link

    congrats to the winners.



  3. Colleen says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm · Link

    Congrats Cheryl and the three others!!! :flowers4you:



  4. Cher Gorman says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm · Link

    Love the Sunday funny!

    I too am one who DOESN’T have M-I-L problems. Thank Goodness! :bananaangel:

    Take care all and have a wonderful day,

    Cher :fallleaf:



  5. Alannah says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm · Link

    Oh, that’s good!!!

    Congrats to the winners!!



  6. Talina says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 5:43 pm · Link

    :rotfl1: Love the Funny!!!

    I might not have a M-I-L to worry about ‘BUTT‘, I can think of others I would apply that same senario to!!! :giggler:

    Thanks for sharing and congrats to the winners!!!

    ~Talina (still wishing for some :snowfight: fun)



  7. Donna M says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 6:17 pm · Link

    :lol: Loved the funny! It has been many years since I had a MIL and she was about 2000 miles away so there wasn’t to much potential for problems. Had I seen her more often there might have been!! :bigeyes: She was a very nice lady we just had different ideas about some things!! :?

    Congratulations to all those winners enjoy your winnings!! :present2:

    :rain: We had more rain this morning but it is sunny & cool now, very pretty!! The rain brought down a lot of leaves so it is wet & messy! :fallleaf:

    :flag: :fourturks: :turkkey:



  8. Liza says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners!

    Love the funny, Carly. :happy:

    Hope everyone has had a wonderful weekend. Had a great day with family today and Monday Night Football tomorrow. Go Titans!!! :cheer:



  9. Talina says:
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     · November 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm · Link

    WOW, I just came back and found out I won!!! Thank you so much Melissa and the Plot Monkeys!!! :yourock

    Congrats to the other winners!!!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL :thanksbig:

    ~Talina :givethanks:



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