The winner of Friday’s $25 Amazon Gift Card is:
#50 LILY
Email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your full name and email so I can send the prize!
Congratulations!
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And now for today’s funny:
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy replied.
The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?”
The boy replied, “not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now, he can’t do either.” 
and because I just couldn’t resist:
Make sure you click to enlarge picture to see all details!
SWINE FLU PARANOIA GETS OUT OF HAND
Happy Sunday!
Carly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.
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Congrats Lily
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congratulations Lily!
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Congrats LILY!
Poor Piglet!
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Too funny!!
Have a wonderful day all,
Cher
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Lily, congratulations on winning the gift card. Have fun spending it.
Where is everyone? It is late in the day with only 4 comments!! Very unusual.
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Congrats Lily!
Love the funnies! Even sent my sister the link so she can share the picture with her kids. Of course, my youngest niece (age 5) has already had swine flu, but she thought it was called swan flu.
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Congrats Lily!!!
And here is my funny for the day!
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
- “Did you dance much ?”
- “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to Pete, the guy I loaned my costume to….”
Have a great week everyone!
HUGS!
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A little late getting this in but this one kinda goes with the piglet picture:
Love Story
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
