Or is it Jungle Winners & Sunday Funny?
Not sure…it’s midnight and I just remembered I needed to post winners!
For Friday’s $20 online retailer giftcard, the winner is:
#62 catslady
For Saturday’s signed copy of DEEP KISS OF WINTER by Kresley Cole and Gena Showalter, the winner is:
#31 Lori T
Congratulations!
Please contact me at julie (at) julieleto (dot) com with your snail mail address and I’ll get your gifts out right away!
And now the funny…sent originally by my mother…who is quite religious, but also has a wicked sense of humor.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
By all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.
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Congratulations :)
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Congrats to catslady and Lori T. I hope you enjoy your prize.
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Congrats winners! Cute funny!
Wishing everyone a relaxing Sunday – I’m off to a hiking adventure.
<3 J
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Too funny!
Congrats to all the winners.
Have a great day everyone,
Cher
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Congratulations to the winners!
Julie tell your Mom she hit my funny
Bone.
How did your day go yesterday?
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catslady and Lori T. Congrats!!!
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Congrats catslady & Lori T!
Love the funny Julie! Thanks for the laugh!
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Very funny!
Thank you so much!! Congrats to catslady!
Have a great Sunday everyone.
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Congratulations to the lucky winners catslady & Lori T.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
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Love the funny
Congratulations catslady and Lori!
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Congratulations to the winners, catslady and Lori. Have a blast reading Kresley’s and Gena’s new book.
Jules, love the funny!
Poetic Justice…I love it.
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Thanks so very much for the win and the congrats! Congrats, Lori. Love the joke :)
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Congratulations, catslady & Lori!