The winner of a $25 online gift card to the retailer of their choice is:
# 71 Emma S
CONGRATULATIONS!
Email me at: carlyphillips @ mac . com (no spaces) with your name and email (city and state) so I can send your Amazon Gift Card Prize!
Also, the RANDOM winners of Lisa Hendrix’s Wednesday contest is…
Comment #20, Anne
Comment #40, ev
Comment #1, ~stacy
And now the last two winners…from Lisa Hendrix herself!
Several posts made me all verklempt, and more than one made me laugh aloud. But here are my final choices. Winners, please send their mailing info to Julie (julie @ julieleto dot com) and she’ll forward it to me.
Most Poignant: #12, Cherie J. (’cause I’m a sap for “romance saved me” stories)
Funniest: #49, Chassily Wakefield (for being both funny and truthful!)
Congratulations to all of you for being winners in your own lives. I loved hearing from all of you, and hope you’ll pop over to my website and start reading my blog. I’m starting to give a tour of all the places Steinarr and Marian visit on their ride through Nottinghamshire. Should be fun.
Looks like Karen Anders picked her winner yesterday, so look in the comment thread for that winner! And now…the funny!
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Pants and Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.”
She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’
I replied, ‘Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here, try these on..’
She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’
Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here, you try on mine..’
Mike did and said, ‘I can’t get into your panties.’
Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’
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And then after I posted this, someone sent another joke I HAD to add:
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy replied.
The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?”
The boy replied, “not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now, he can’t do either.”
HAPPY SUNDAY!
Carly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.
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Carly, those were too funny!!!
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thanks and congrats to the other winners!!
Great jokes!!
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ev, I think you may have missed that you’re a winner. I didn’t have all three posted when you came by.
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And Cher won Karen Anders’s contest yesterday…Congrats Ev…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Those are too funny, Carly!
Congratulations to all the winners.
Cher
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And congratulations Emma! Enjoy!
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Congratulations, everyone!
Those are too funny, Carly!
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Congrats to all the winners!
Great funnies, Carly!
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Congratulations to all the winners…
Carly, both these are very funny. I had already heard the first one, but the two little boys are soooo precious. hahahahahaha!!!!
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Happy Sunday Everyone!
Congrats to ALL the winners! What a fantastic week
Great funnies
<3 J
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Congratulations to all the winners. Have a great week.
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Thanks again for having this great contest! I e-mailed you my information. Congratulations to the other winners! I hope everyone has a good week.
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Love both the jokes, the first I’ve not seen before but second I have seen several times. Still funny though!
Enjoy your Sunday!
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Congrats.
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hee hee !
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XOXO, M
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Congrats to all the winners. I’ve seen the first joke before but both jokes gave me a laugh.
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Thank you Lisa for picking me to have the privelege of reading your wonderful book. I appreciate it. I just emailed Julie with my info. Congrats to the other winners as well. The jokes were hilarious Carly.