The winner of Friday’s $50.00 Amazon gift certificate is:
Linda F. (Comment #100)
Contact Julie (julie at julie leto dot com) with your snail mail address and I’ll get your gift certificate sent to you!
SUNDAY FUNNY:
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
“Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking Continental,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“Continental?” said the hairdresser. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and
they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?”
“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.”
“Don’t go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”
“That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”
A month later, the woman again in came for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
“It was wonderful,” explained the woman. “Not only were we on time on one of Continental’s brand-new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”
“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky,” said the woman. “As we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors one-on-one, and, if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”
“Oh, really! What did he say?”
He said, “Who fucked up your hair?”
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 20 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 40 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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Congrats Linda F
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Very funny. I love it!
Congrats, Linda – you lucky dog you!
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Good morning everyone…just wanted to get in before I go for another long driving trip…going to pick up two of my nieces in Albany…
Janelle, this was a good one…definitely didn’t expect that punchline…my mind was on a different journey…
Congrats Linda F. GCs are great gifts…spend it wisely…lol
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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yeah, caught me with that one too – expecting something totaly different
congrats Linda !!!
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Congrats, Linda! Spend it well.
Janelle, too funny!
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Congrats Linda F!
Love the funny Janelle!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday.
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Congrats Linda
Have a great day all,
Cher
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Loved the funny!
Congrats Linda!!!
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Congratulations Linda!
Sitting here watching a young fawn romp around the woods and septic.
That’s right grass does indeed grow greener over the septic.
Hugs to all from Maine.
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Oh, that funny was…funny!
Happy Sunday everyone!
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Congrats, Linda.
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Janelle, love the Sunday funny! Thanks.
Everyone enjoy the rest of the day.
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Wow! Congrats Linda F! Have any clues to what you will buy?
Love the funny!
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OMGosh, this is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time. Envious of Linda F.