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What Leslie had to say on Sunday, July 19th, 2009
Winner & Some Writer’s Jokes
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Congratulations to the winner of Leslie’s Jungle Madness Friday:

ELIZABETH R! Message # 40!

Please drop me a note, author @ authorleslieparrish . com so I can get your prize for you. Hope you use the g.c. to buy some great books. :winking:

Here are a couple of writer jokes that made me laugh…enjoy!

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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is…”

“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”

Q. What’s the difference between publishers and terrorists?
A. You can negotiate with terrorists.

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LeslieLeslie Kelly used to say she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up, but then she discovered Nancy Drew books. Being a flashlight-under-the-covers-nose-in-book reader throughout her childhood, she couldn’t think of anything else she’d rather do as an adult than continue to lose herself in fictional stories. Her real life marriage of 20 years to the man of her dreams is a constant reinforcement that happily-ever-afters really can happen…and that they’re worth writing about. Living in Maryland, Leslie spends her non-writing time laughing a lot with the above-mentioned romance hero and their three daughters. Though an author of more than thirty sexy, contemporary comedies, she has recently branched out to write dark romantic suspense under the pseudonym Leslie Parrish.

8 comments to “Winner & Some Writer’s Jokes”

  1. carly phillips says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 8:22 am · Link

    Leslie, VERY funny jokes! :bananaangel:


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  2. Ban says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 8:38 am · Link

    :thatsfunny: have a happy sunday everyone. Congrates Elizabeth :applause:


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  3. Alannah says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 10:33 am · Link

    Congrats Elizabeth!!!!! :partygroup:

    Those funnies were great!! :happy:

    Hope everyone has safe travels back from conference.


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  4. Colleen says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 12:47 pm · Link

    Congrats Elizabeth! :threecheers
    Loved the jokes! :happy:


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  5. Donna M says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 1:33 pm · Link

    :winner: Lucky you Elizabeth R., have fun with that Gift Card. :thumbsup:

    Good jokes Leslie! :applause: :D

    Everyone enjoy your Sunday.

    :flag:


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  6. Cher says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm · Link

    Very funny! :happy:

    Hope you guys had a wonderful time at National and have a safe trip home. I just looked at the winners of the GH and the Ritas. Vewy interwesting!

    Cher


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  7. katie says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 7:12 pm · Link

    Yey, Elizabeth. Have a great Sunday!


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  8. Caffey says:
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     · July 19th, 2009 at 11:25 pm · Link

    Congrats Elizabeth!!

    LOL on the jokes! I always said that after my family i’d save my books!

    So glad you got the email to know when you have new posts. I love it cuz I get to visit here more! See you all this week!


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