The winner of Friday’s contest is:
JESSICA O. (Comment #47)
Congratulations, Jessica! Contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your email address and what on-line store you’d like to get your $25.00 gift certificate from!
Sunday Funny . . .
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ahh, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably don’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay. You’ll walk again and everything, but . . . something happened. I’m trying to break this to you gently, but the fact is, your penis was severed off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.”
The man groans, but the doctor goes on. “You’ve got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did — better, in fact! But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $1,000 an inch.”
The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It’s up for you to decide how many inches you want. But it’s something you need to discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out . . . but if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So, it’s important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.”
The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day and asks, “Have you spoken with your wife?”
“I have,” the man says.
“And has she helped you in making this decision?”
“Yes, she has,” the man says.
“And what is it?” asks the doctor.
“We’re getting granite countertops.” 
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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A woman after my own heart!!
Congrats Jess!!!!
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Ooh! Granite countertops!
Congrats, Jessica!
Hope everyone had a fun and safe 4th.
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Congratulations, Jessica!!!!
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Congratulations, Jessica!
Lu
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Woo-Hoo!!! I’m soooo excited
Great funny to start the morning! I hope everyone had a wonderful fourth and saw some great fireworks! Happy Sunday!
<3 J
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Congrats, Jessica!
Cher
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LOL
Congrats Jessica!
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Congratulations, Jessica!
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Hey everybody, hope you are all well rested from yesterday…
Congrats on winning Jessica O.
Hey Janelle…loved the funny…didn’t expect granit counter tops…hmm…wonder what her plans are…gutter minded right now…I am reading Blazes right now…
I hope you all are having a wonderful day…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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Congrats. Jessicca.
Hmmm on the funny.
I have a top ten reasons for the granite tops
List running around in my head. LOL
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Oh Boy Tuesday Is Leslie Parrish Day
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BAHAHAHAHA!! That was too much!