The winner of Friday’s contest is:
Stacy S. (Comment #66)
Congratulations! Contact me at janelledenison @ sbcglobal.net with your mailing address and I will get your See’s Truffles sent out to you!
SUNDAY FUNNY:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, ” Tonto Goldstein , but my friends call me Bubba.” 
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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Congrats Stacy! Enjoy your chocolates! YUM!!!
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LOL :-)))))
Too funny! Congrats Stacy!
Have a great day all,
Cher
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Stacy, you’d better share!
Congrats! And Janelle, as a woman married to a Native American southern boy who claims Indians are the Lost Tribe… Amen, sister! 
Mother Nature is still playing :aprilfools: Yesterday, it was 75 degrees. Today, :freezing: and a roaring north wind with gusts to 60 mph. I hope everyone enjoys their Sunday!
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Wow!! That’s awesome.
:taz:
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Congrats Stacy S!
Love the funny Janelle!
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Great Funny Janelle!
<3 J
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Congratulations, Stacy!
And I LOVED the Sunday funny!! Haha I literally laughed out loud.
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Now that was funny!
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Congrats Stacy!!
The Sunday funny was a really good one!
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Congratulations, Stacy!
Love the funny!