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What Carly had to say on Sunday, March 1st, 2009

The winner of the signed copy of LUCKY CHARM and the ARC of LUCKY STREAK is:

# 56 – Marie

Congrats, Marie!

Email me at: carly phillips @ mac . com with your mailing address so I can send the prize!

And Saturday’s winner was #23, Amanda! Please email Julie (julie @ julieleto dot com and she’ll forward your message!)

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And now for today’s funny:
YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?’ she asks. ’135,’ I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ ’5 foot 4,’ I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5’2′.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
‘Of course it’s high!’ I scream, ‘When I came in here I was
tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!’

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

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Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday go out to Plotmonkey pal Silver James today! We hope you have a fabulous, fun-filled day!

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Carly

Carly Phillips would like to take 100% credit for all her stories but the truth is, Carly’s strength is writing family, emotion, funky elderly people and animals. She couldn’t plot her way out of a paper bag, which is why she smartly found her plotmonkey pals early on in her writing career. Thanks to their support, Carly is now a NYT Bestselling author of 23 plus novels. Because writing doesn’t keep her busy enough, Carly is also a wife, a mother of one preteen and one teenage daughter, the primary care giver of her soft coated Wheaten terrier and an expert carpool mom.

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21 comments to “Jungle Madness Winner”

Houston A.W. Knight says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 7:26 am · Link

Julie

I’ve just given you an award for this wonderful blog site! Be sure to share it with the other girls who help to make this a great place to come for an fun read with the morning coffee!

Come see me sometime this week and get your award!

Hugs
Hawk :wave:

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Alannah says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 9:12 am · Link

Love the funny! That’s gonna be me in a week when I go for my check-up.

Congrats, Marie!

Silver – Happy, Happy Birthday!!!! Hope it’s a wonderful day with tons of hunks to do your bidding! Hmmm…I’ll see what I can find to use as my Monday Hunk in your honor tomorrow. I’m sure I still have one of Janelle’s around here somewhere. :giggler

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katie says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 11:14 am · Link

Happy Birthday, Silver!

Yey, Marie!

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Carolyn A. says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 1:06 pm · Link

Silver! Enjoy your day!

Congrats Marie! Enjoy your books!

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Jessica O says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 1:13 pm · Link

Congratulations Marie! Woohoo!

Happy Birthday Silver! I hope you have a very relaxing yet fabulously fun filled Sunday to celebrate such a wonderful occasion. :grin1: Have a delicious slice of cake for me and maybe a cocktail or two (or three or four) as well :tinitime:

Thanks for the cute joke Carly!

<3 J

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Pat Cochran says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 1:16 pm · Link

Happy Birthday, Silver!! Have a good one!!

Pat Cochran

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Colleen says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 1:23 pm · Link

Congrats Marie on your win!
Happy Happy B-day Silver! :flower4you:

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Cher says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 2:10 pm · Link

Happy Birthday, Silver! Congrats, Marie!

Love the Sunday funny :giggler

Have a great day all,

Cher

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Paula R. says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 2:11 pm · Link

Hey everybody, how have you all been…just popped in cause I have a breather…

Happy Bday Silver…I hope that you have a wonderful day celebrating…

Congrats to Marie and Amanda for winning the prizes this weekend…

Have a great day all…

Carly, it is good to see you back in action here in the jungle…

Peace and love,
Paula R.

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Donna says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 2:19 pm · Link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER!!!

DONNA

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Gigi says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm · Link

Silver. enjoy your day!

Congrats to both winners! :monkey

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Silver says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm · Link

Congrats, Marie and Amanda! And thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! :wub: here in the Jungle!

Alannah? I’ll be checking in tomorrow for my “present’!

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Carrie from Wisconsin says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 3:57 pm · Link

Okay, loved the blog again today!

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ev says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 4:09 pm · Link

Silver!! We should have a party when I get there!!!

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Liza says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm · Link

Congrats Marie and Amanda!

Silver! Hope you have a wonderful day. Can’t wait to see you present at Alannah’s site tomorrow…

Love the funny Carly!

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limecello says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 5:45 pm · Link

LOL! I love todays funny :) Thanks for sharing it!

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Donna M says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 5:45 pm · Link

Lucky Marie, enjoy reading the ARC!

Silver have a maaahhhvelouss day today! Have lots of fun celebrating. :present1:

Congratulations on your win Amanda, lucky you!!

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Jane says:
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· March 1st, 2009 at 7:08 pm · Link

Congrats to the winners.

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kh says:
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· March 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 am · Link

wtg winners

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Karin says:
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· March 2nd, 2009 at 1:51 pm · Link

Congratulations, Marie!

Happy Birthday, Silver!

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Nicole says:
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· March 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm · Link

Congrats Marie!

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