THERE ARE LOTS OF DIFFERENT WINNERS TO ANNOUNCE TODAY!
The winner of Janelle’s Friday giveaway for the heart-shaped pretzels is:
Deidre (Comment #67)
Congratulations! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison @ verizon.net so I can mail you your prize.
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Also, the winners of Heidi Bett’s backlist books are:
Silver
Stacy
Ev
Yeah! Three plotmonkey mainstays! Please drop Heidi an email at heidi at heidibetts dot com with the backlist title of your choice (they’re listed at her website.)
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There are still two winners who haven’t contacted Janelle about winning a Mousepad last Monday. Here’s your last chance to respond before I give them away to someone else!
Danniele (Comment #8)
Tracey (Comment #31)
If you’ll contact me at janelledenison @ verizon.net with your full name and snail mail address, I will get your mouspad sent out to you!
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SUNDAY FUNNY:
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
:giggler
Janelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 25 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 45 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.
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YEAH!! Stacy and Silver- we should all choose a different one and then pass them around!!!
Baaaaad joke! I love it!
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Congrats to all the winners!!!
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Too funny.. thanks for the laugh..
congrats to all the winners.. hard to believe someone hasnt claimed those adorable mouse pads..
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Wow thanx! I will probably have to wait til tomorrow to contact Heidi – have to leave soon for a trip.
Have a great weekend everyone, and thanx again!!! Congrats to all the winners.
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w00t! Ev…we’ll talk.
Actually, I’m going to end up ordering some in addition to my pick. As if my Muse needs more distraction!
Gotta love cowboys. *nods* They like fat calves.
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Oh, and congrats to all the other winners! Must. Have. Coffee!
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Congrats to all the winners!
Love the funny! Hope everyone has an awesome rest of the weekend.
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Congratulations to all the winners!
Cowboys know what they want. :giggler
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:grouphug Congrats to all the winners!
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Congrats to all the winners! :flower4you:
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Congrats to all the Plotmonkey winners!
I LOVE that joke!
Have a wonderful Sunday all,
Cher
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Wow lots of winners congratulations everyone!
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Congrats to the winners.
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Enjoy what is left of today! We are cloudy & overcast with more :rain coming in! Yea, it actualy seems like winter!! :giggler
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Congratulations to all the winners!
Thanks for the funny! :giggler
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Congrats Winners!!! Yay you!
As for the joke, I thought it was hilarious, but I couldn’t just leave it at that. I wondered how I would respond given the opportunity and this is what I came up with…
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The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
A slight blush tinges the girl’s cheeks. She glances over the cowboy’s shoulder to a rugged young man standing by the pool table eyeing her with obvious annoyance. “Well then I better get my boyfriend to take me home. It seems like you spent an awful lot of money on that there watch, and I don’t want you to have to take it back cause it’s not workin’ right.”
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who was nicoles’s winner?
wtg winners