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What Janelle had to say on Sunday, January 4th, 2009
Weekend Winners & Sunday Funny!
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There are two winners to announce today. First is Friday’s winner of the $25.00 Bath & Body On-Line Gift Certificate:

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:threecheers Joye (Comment #60) :threecheers

Second, is Saturday’s winner of the writing related booklets:

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:whipbanana: Linda (Comment #4) :whipbanana:

Congratulations to the both of you! Be sure to email me with your full name and mailing address at: janelledenison @ verizon.net so I can mail you your prize.

And now, for today’s Sunday funny — a cute blonde joke! :giggler

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!”

So she swam back. :rotfl1:

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Janelle

JanelleJanelle Denison finds it hard to believe that it’s been nearly 20 years since she first started writing romance novels. At first, it was a way to pass idle time while her husband worked swing shift, but before long it became an obsession to get published. Luckily, she kept at it (it took her over 5 years to get that first book published!) and is now a Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble, and USA Today Bestselling author! Now, after selling over 40 plus novels, she finds that her Plotmonkey pals help to keep her stories fresh and unique, and she can’t imagine writing a story without their input. Janelle lives in Oregon with her husband, Don, along with two teenage daughters that keep life interesting.

17 comments to “Weekend Winners & Sunday Funny!”

  1. katie says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am · Link

    Yey to the winners!


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  2. Susan says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 11:23 am · Link

    Congratulations Joye and Linda! :threecheers

    Janelle, the Sunday funny is hysterical! :rotfl1:


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  3. Carolyn A. says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am · Link

    Congrats ladies! Enjoy your prizes!

    Great funny Janelle!

    Have a great day everyone!


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  4. Paula R. says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am · Link

    Good morning jungle buddies and my beloved :monkey :monkey :monkey :monkey….

    Congrats to Joye and Linda…I hope that you both make good use of your prizes…lol….seriously I hope that you both enjoy them….

    Janelle, the Sunday funny was just that…funny…she ended up a little smarter, but shows herself to be the blond that she is to swim back 19 miles instead of continuing on to finish the one…

    Thanks for that…I needed a laugh this early in the morning…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  5. Liza says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm · Link

    Congrats Joye & Linda! :cheer: :cheer:

    Thanks for the funny Janelle! :rotfl1: Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday.


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  6. Cher says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 1:19 pm · Link

    Congrats to Joye and Linda :threecheers

    Love the Sunday funny :giggler

    Have a great Sunday all,

    Cher


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  7. ALICE says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm · Link

    CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS.
    LOVE THE SUNDAY FUNNY..

    ALICE IN TEXAS


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  8. Silver J. says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 2:58 pm · Link

    *looks at her blond (ash) hair in the mirror* :rotfl1:

    Congrats to the winners! Enjoy your prizes. Have a great day, all.


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  9. jeannie and Zoey says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm · Link

    :happy2: cute cute

    I read Whisper No Lies by Cindy Gerard (a plotmonkey friend)

    in one sitting. She did a great job with this book. It is a page turner.

    I thoroughly enjoyed the book. Hugs from me and puppy slurps from

    Zoey.


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  10. Estella says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 4:38 pm · Link

    Wtg, winners!


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  11. Cher says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 5:47 pm · Link

    Had to post this link. It just cracked me up!

    http://southernfriedchicas.com/2009/01/02/for-the-writer-who-has-everything/

    Cher


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  12. Silver J. says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 7:06 pm · Link

    OMG!!! Cher! :rotfl1: I want the Action/Adventure Barbie! Those pics are priceless!


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  13. Fedora says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 7:24 pm · Link

    Wow, go blondes! And congrats, Joye and Linda! Enjoy!


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  14. Donna M says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 7:39 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations to Joye & Linda. Enjoy the prizes! :applause:

    :rotfl1: Thanks for the Blonde joke, Janelle!

    I hope you all had a great Sunday or are having one! :thumbsup:


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  15. Colleen says:
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     · January 4th, 2009 at 8:07 pm · Link

    Congrats Joye and Linda! :cheer:


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  16. Karin says:
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     · January 5th, 2009 at 6:17 pm · Link

    Congratulations, Joey & Linda!


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  17. k says:
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     · January 6th, 2009 at 2:28 am · Link

    wtg winners


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