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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, December 21st, 2008
Friday Winner and Christmas Funnies!
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Congratulations to Cindi, #63 for Friday’s Bath & Body Works contest and Gillian, #17 for Saturday’s writer’s winner of the Believable Characters book!!! Please write to Julie: julie at julieleto dot com (put it all together, you know what to do!) with your snail mail info so she can get your prizes out to you.

And now…here are some family-friendly riddles for the holidays!

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

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Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

11 comments to “Friday Winner and Christmas Funnies!”

  1. Liza says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 8:35 am · Link

    Congrats Cindi & Gillian! :cheer:

    Cute funnies Julie. Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday!

    Go Titans!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


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  2. Silver J. says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 10:17 am · Link

    Congrats, winners! That’s pretty funny, Julie. :giggler I should dig out my recipe for Jose Cuervo Cookies. Another :freezeman day. It’s a whole NINE degrees outside. I’m going back under the covers! Have a great day, all!


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  3. Paula R. says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 11:19 am · Link

    Morning everybody…the snow is still coming down…anyone here from Vegas? I can’t believe that it snowed so much there…

    I am going to look that book up so I can get it from Amazon…

    Congratulations Cindi and Gillian on your wins…have a great day everybody…I will try to swing by later…

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.


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  4. Carolyn A. says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 11:31 am · Link

    Congrats to the winners! Enjoy your prizes! :threecheers

    Great funnies! :happy2:

    Enjoy the rest of the day everyone!
    It’s snowing and cold here in Massachusetts, so I’m gonna read a good book and drink some hot cocoa! :freezin


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  5. Colleen says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 12:10 pm · Link

    Congrats ladies on your wins! :cheer:


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  6. Cher says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 12:35 pm · Link

    Cute funnies! Congrats to all the winners. :threecheers

    Have a terrific Sunday all,

    Cher


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  7. Jane says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners.


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  8. Donna M says:
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     · December 21st, 2008 at 4:08 pm · Link

    :winner: Congratulations to Cindi & Gillian. Enjoy your prizes. :present1: :givethaks

    Cute funnies Julie!

    Everyone enjoy your Sunday. We are getting much needed :rain I hope it lasts all day! I’m making Potato-Cheese soup for dinner, yum!!


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  9. katie says:
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     · December 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 am · Link

    Yey, Gillian and Cindi!


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  10. Karin says:
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     · December 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm · Link

    Congratulations, Cindi & Gillian!


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  11. k says:
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     · December 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 am · Link

    :scream2: wtg winners :yourock :party:


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