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What Julie Leto had to say on Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
Sunday (and Wednesday) Winners & Funny!
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It’s a big day for winners! From Wednesday…

:winner:

#3 Stacy~
#27 Colleen
#42 Tori Lennox
#72 Lyn
#84 Kris

And for Friday…(two boxes of books plus the ARCs of Phantom Pleasures and Phantom’s Touch)

#95 HelenK

Congratulations! Contact me by email (julie at julieleto dot com) and I’ll let you know what types of books I have available!

And now for the funny…

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery
is enough.

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver, and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

“Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,’ he says, they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”

:jiveturkey:

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Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday go out to Plotmonkey pals Estella Kissell & Claudia Hathcock today! We hope you have a fabulous, fun-filled day!

Julie Leto

JulieBy all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.

19 comments to “Sunday (and Wednesday) Winners & Funny!”

  1. Debbie says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 9:29 am · Link

    A toast to the lucky winners… :cheers: :cheers: Congratulations! What a prize!!! I’m jealous, but happy for you all. And :happybd: Estella and Claudia.

    Have a great Sunday, everyone.

    Debbie



  2. katie says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am · Link

    I am happy for all of you, but sad for me …have a great week, everyone :turk2 :yumturk :gobbler: :givethaks :givethanks :sleepturk :fourturks :bigturk :jiveturkey:



  3. Susan says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am · Link

    Congratulations, ladies! :applause:

    Happy Birthday Estella and Claudia. :cheers:

    Love the funny! :thatsfunny:



  4. Carolyn A. says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am · Link

    :happybd: Estella and Claudia! Enjoy your day!

    Congrats to all the winners! Great prizes! :givethaks

    That was a great funny, Julie! Loved it! :happy2:



  5. Stacy ~ says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 am · Link

    Wow, thanx! This is a great way to kick off the holiday season. Hope you’re all having a great weekend.



  6. cherylann says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am · Link

    Congrats to all the winners :cheer:

    :rotfl1: love the funny



  7. Cher says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 am · Link

    :thatsfunny: That’s great! I love it!

    Have a wonderful day all. Congrats to all the winners. :jiveturkey:

    Cher :jumpleaf



  8. Silver J. says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm · Link

    :happybd: Estella and Claudia! Have a great day.

    :razz3: to all the winners! (Just kidding!) Happy reading, ladies! Awesome prize.

    I’ve started holiday baking – cinnamon and dinner roll dough. I bake when I get :hairpull or :writeblock:

    Great funny, Julie. I finally told the family that I was doing turkey breast for sandwiches, pumpkin pie, and a second pie of my choice (either pecan or rhubarb) and that was Thanksgiving dinner. I’m gonna eat my sammich and watch football! So there.

    Have a great day, all! :jumpleaf



  9. Colleen says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm · Link

    :snoopy: Woohoo this is great! Thanks for the win! Congrats to the others also!!! I am so happy! Happy Holidays all!



  10. HelenK says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm · Link

    Oh my gosh! I’m so excited. Thank you!



  11. Liza says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm · Link

    Congrats to all the winners! :threecheers

    :happybd: Estella & Claudia! :partyman: :partyman:

    Love the funny Julie! Go Titans!!! :cheer: :cheer:



  12. Jane says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm · Link

    Congrats to the winners. Happy Birthday, Estella and Claudia.



  13. Fedora says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm · Link

    Huge congrats to Stacy~, Colleen, Tori Lennox, Lyn, Kris, and especially HelenK! Many hours of happy reading to you all! Thanks again, Julie, and loved the funny today! LOL! :givethaks



  14. Donna says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm · Link

    :happybd: :gobbler:HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES!!!!

    DONNA



  15. Donna M says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm · Link

    :winner: To all the winners Congratulations, enjoy those wonderful prizes! :present1: :givethaks

    :happybd: :happybd: To Estella & Claudia, I hope you ladies are having an outstanding day. :present1: :cake:

    Julie, great Thanksgiving Sunday Funny! It is one way to get the “kids” home for the holiday!! :gobbler: :fourturks

    Everyone have a good Sunday! My team is not doing well!!! :boohoo:



  16. Tori Lennox says:
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     · November 23rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm · Link

    I know I said it in email, but thanks so much!!!



  17. Kris says:
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     · November 24th, 2008 at 4:01 am · Link

    YAY!! Happy Dance :snoopy:
    Happy birthday Estella and Claudia! :flower4you:



  18. Karin says:
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     · November 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pm · Link

    Congratulations to all the winners!

    I love the funny! :lol:

    :happybd: Happy Birthday, Estella & Claudia!



  19. kh says:
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     · November 25th, 2008 at 1:53 am · Link

    wtg winners :bigturk :gobbler: :party: :threecheers



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