#77, mec!
Please send me an email at julie at julieleto dot com with your snail mail addy and phone number (required by See’s) and I’ll get the prizes out right away.
And here’s a timely little funny…
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge , and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally…
9.) Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
By all reports, Julie Leto was a sweet child once, somewhat shy, preferring to play quietly in her room making up stories. However, being raised with three brothers in a loud, primarily Italian household did have its influences and Julie discovered her inner tough girl. That’s probably why most of her heroines kick serious butt. Writing sassy heroines has worked out, as she’s sold over forty books to four publishers featuring strong, confident women. Julie lives in Florida with her daughter, a spoiled dachshund, a haughty lynx-point Siamese and a wide range of relatives all within driving distance.
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OMG, Julie! LMAO! TittyTittyBangBang is my absolute favorite but ZipAudiDoDa was brilliant as well! What a great Sunday morning treat.
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I still laugh when I see this.
Congrats mer!
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I loved the funny!
I agree with Tracy…TittyTittyBangBang and ZipAudiDoDa where the best of the list.
Debbie
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Yey, Meg!
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Congratulations, mec!
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Congrats, mec!!!
Those were pretty good!!
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Congrats, mec! Chocolate and Phantom’s Touch! Enjoy! Have a great Sunday, all.
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Congrats Mec!
Love the funnies!!!
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Love the Sunday funny!
Cher :jumpleaf
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Congrats Mec!
Hope everyone has a great weekend! Love the funnies Julie!
Go Titans!
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LOVED THE FUNNY.
ALICE IN TEXAS
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Congrats, Mec.
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Julie, someone recently sent me that list, very funny! A good Sunday funny! We all need something to laugh about with the way the economy is these days. :mickey Just because you like The Happiest Place on Earth!
Enjoy the rest of the day everyone. :danmonk
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Hey everybody, I have missed so much. Congrats to the winner for Jungle madness Friday…I love the new icons…
Jules, I absolutely loved this funny, and I am going to print it out to share with my friends here…
Les, the pics of you an your family at the Halloween party look wonderful…the costumes were funny…
I will talk to you guys some other time.
I hope that everyone has a happy :jiveturkey: :jiveturkey: day…
Happy Belated bday wishes to all that I missed…
Peace and love,
Paula R.
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:heart1: Ev, thanks for the nice comment. It helps to know there are others in the same boat. I’ll be sending nice thoughts your way. One word of advice given to me that has helped me get me through the high school years as my daughter has grown up and started to fly away is talk to and spend more time with your girlfriends.
Today’s funny are hilarious!
My favorite is PouponPants!!
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wtg mec
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Congratulations, mec!
Love the funny, Julie!